Everything posted by Rockwell Torrey
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Texas vs Tech “Agreement”
More like 20-25 seconds.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Compared to the Madoffesque legacy he has at CS sans the accountability? If he wins at least 8 every year he’ll continue to deal hope to a fan base addicted to hope. They’ll continue to meet him on the corner every couple days and buy those packets of hope. It is a good gig.
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Zona vs BYU ESPN
At the Donner Pass?
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Alabama vs Miami week 1
This fan fight brought to you by Mercedes-Benz. When you think of drunk hoopleheads fighting in the stands, think Mercedes-Benz.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Impressive use of two very contrasting Heath Ledger gifs.
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Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass
This. I think Louisiana is a good team; well coached. We beat them. They did not beat themselves. I felt we were a well coached team today. Can’t remember the last time I felt that way.
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LSU@UCLA- f the SEC!
Look at Veruca fuckin’ Salt over here…. but I want that too.
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North Carolina @ Va Tech - 5 pm central - ESPN
Not at all. FUPM doing FUPM things.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Hawthorne
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It's Friday, you assholes . . .
From the Lincoln Tunnel… TEXAS!
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Trent Dilfer losing it with Phil Dawson’s kid
Or if he called him a “San Francisco Cocksucker”
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Sam Ehlinger
Interesting. Thanks for posting. Recruiting is such a crap shoot. 50% hit rate to just get a cup of coffee in the NFL seems about right with only one starter.
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Uniform Pron
I like it. I am down with this.
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AFL finals round 1
Love the AFL. It was one of the first sports ESPN carried in their early years; loved coming home from school to watch it. If we can ever travel to Australia again recommend attending a game. I have been to a number of matches in person. Always had a great time.
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2021 transfer thread
He had no other choice.
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2021 transfer thread
…and we did not even recruit him.
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Kevin Durant Longhorn Legend
Well played. They say he was the greatest lacrosse player of all time; changed the rules because he was so dominant.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Coach Sark bringing the Wisconsin offense to the Big 12. 3D chess.
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Sam Ehlinger
You can make your fiancé take a test before the wedding.
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Apple Will Now Scan Your iPhone For Sexual Abuse Photos
Fuck any of you that have highlights of our two Maryland games on your iPhones.
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Shohei Ohtani
MLB's leader in HRs struck out MLB's #2 in HRs.
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Baylor Rape Talk Not Going Away
That is interesting, but have you heard how evil Texas is for leaving the Big 12. Fuck Baylor.
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Olympics, better late than never
Can’t be said enough!
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Olympics, better late than never
They crushed it! Great race and glad to see the US atop the podium.
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Olympics, better late than never
Absolutely, yes! Great time of year to be here.