Everything posted by DeweyCox
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Win, Tom Herman
Hey, Tom, the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
A lying loser or a loser in denial. Seems to be trending...
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
C Johnson’s postgame interview was handled better than the HC’s, imo.
- Sam Ehlinger
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
4th and 5, game on line....
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
This thread is bipolar
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Same as it eva wuz
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
PI missed
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Texas vs Maryland Game Week Thread
Same thing, but more up tempo.
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Road Trip 2018: @Maryland (FedEx Field) Sept. 1st - Labor Day Weekend
Y’all ready for this?
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Texas vs Maryland Game Week Thread
Congratulations!
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
Lies will always rob something from you. Sometimes they just take a little dignity, sometimes they take everything but the plunger.
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Texas vs Maryland Game Week Thread
Communist bastards
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Texas vs Maryland Game Week Thread
Looks like everbody was too busy kicking ass to have listened to enough of that shit to know what the hell youre talking about.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest
Texas 34 turtle 17 My gut says we give up 10 in the first quarter and a half, donkey punch them for the next two quarters, then give up a bonehead score late.
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Texas A&M Football 2018: I'm here for the gangbang
You gotta be shittin me.
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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School hardening a simple solution for simpletons
How’s that?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Good question. I’ve never read the aggy handbook. Maybe Thujone can someday translate it into ms paint.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He had to have been bottle fed. No way he’s ever had a tit in his mouth.
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Predict Texas Football's 2018 Record
When life hands you lemon and a Turd, you make a big old pitcher of kool-aid. Then you put another Turd in the damn thing. Loss to tech? Get that shit outta here. And why does my autocorrect capitalize Turd?
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
I am told he was flagged for out-of-bounds contact, after he’d just went for two.
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Surly Podcast #1 - 8/18/18
What poem was that from? Was that James Joyce?
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
PM Derka
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
I thought the same when I heard that. Gotta be one of his proudest moments.