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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Y'all know that scene in Commando where Arnold's character is on the plane sitting next to one of the bad guys, and he breaks the guy's neck, then asks the FA for a blanket and pillow for his "friend" because he's dead tired? This fucker would be a good candidate for similar treatment.
  2. My wife is going to wonder where the new sign in our hall bathroom came from.
  3. It's true. Every time a game is played there, 50% of the teams involved lose.
  4. According to some comments that I have seen about the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, Charlie Kirk would still be alive if he stayed at home and minded his own business.
  5. To sum this up: They're pissed that he was singing about sex between consenting adults, not buggering children. That, and fine women were dancing and showing off their definitely non-pasty, non-chunky bodies.
  6. "I'll have the linguine with clam sauce, and the lady will have the same." I agree with you, but that plays in my head every time I order something.
  7. Depending on the system, it generally all ends up in the same place. If a home has separate black water and gray water systems, though, it will end up with disease carrying organic matter and disease and nuisance vector atractants on the lawn.
  8. When someone gives their excuses for why ICE and other DHS personnel "need" to go unidentified, I just want to follow up with, "Why are you comfortable with a secret police force?" Then follow with some form of "Don't start none, won't be none."
  9. If that's the best he can do to defend himself, I strongly recommend that he refrain from taunting others who already feel threatened. Or, in the immortal words of Dirty Harry, "A man's got to know his limitations."
  10. That's some highfalutin legalese right there.
  11. It's not even that. It's who is on which side. Remember that Rittenhouse, carrying an AR15, was allowed to claim self-defense from unarmed people, but those unarmed people were not allowed to claim self-defense from an armed person who had already killed someone. Abbott will pardon this fuckstick as soon as a guilty verdict comes in. Edit - Red Five beat me.
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