Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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The "Post a Picture You Took" thread
I'm sorry that you have lost such a great friend, Nate. I hope that you find some closure soon.
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
I don't blame them.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Reading their bullshit about "only one run" losses makes me wonder: do they think that a one run loss is a 51% loss, and a 49% win? That seems to be how they view it. Idoits.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Piss hell. I want to dump a 10 yard load of feed lot scrapings on it. You know, to match the contents of the casket.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Where do you attach the bayonet?
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News stories that remind you of Surly
That would not be the best experience I've ever had at a gun range. Period.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Fuck Russia, fuck Putin, and fuck this entire administration. May they burn in hell.
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2025 Crime in the USA / Homeland Security
Damn, somebody stole her bribe, I mean walking around money.
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yall, we might be good this year
I don't think that it would happen, but the possibility exists. So I always just pull for every UT team to win the last game of the entire season, including playoffs/tournaments.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
That climb will weed out the weak and frail. I am weak and frail. Aw HELL no!
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Things that remind you of growing up poor.
Liver and onions or kidney. Haven't had either since becoming an adult. I would rather eat a wish sandwich than either of those.
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yall, we might be good this year
Winning the last college baseball game of the year. But I knew what you meant.
- Operation Prosperity Guardian: The Red Sea Cruise 2023-? But wait there's more! Iran + proxies, FAFO
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They are butt stuff. Well, stuff that comes out of a butt.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Time for Texas to put a stop to that shit.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Don't try that with an old veteran. They have more plain meanness than you think.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Guy on third scores on the walk, guy on second steals home while guy on first steals third, pitcher's throw goes wide so guy on first takes home and guy who walked takes second.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
That's a blue heron. They're like raccoons; they'll eat anything they can catch.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
He didn't start the war, you orange buttplug!
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Asshole moments you wish you could take back
I was 16 and teaching swimming and boys sports in my hometown's summer activities program. One day one of my favorite swimming students was upset and not really participating in the class like he usually did. After class I asked him what was wrong and he confided in me that his mom had caught him taking money from her purse that morning and he was still smarting from the punishment. The next day I thoughtlessly needled him about it, including using the word thief. In front of the class. I knew that I had fucked up when he got pissed at me and stormed off, but not how badly. The next day his mom came up to me before the class began and told me that he wouldn't be back. She asked me if I realized that her son looked up to me and thought that I hung the moon until I said that, and that it hurt him so badly that he wanted to quit swimming lessons entirely. She then told me that he was in the car, if I wanted to apologize to him. I have rarely felt so low, nor given a more sincere and heartfelt apology. He didn't accept it, and I don't blame him. He did swap over to another swimming class and finished the summer program, so I'm happy for that. But I don't think that he ever forgave me. I know that I haven't.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Almost sounds like every accusation is a confession.
- Texas @ Kentucky Series Thread
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Idiot Americans Abroad Thread of Shame
Not surprised at all to see Severn Trent there.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The dog is the fourth one, and the only one that's permanent.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
The bar oil chamber on every chainsaw known to man has two fill levels: 1) is there even any oil in there? and 2) completely overflowing. There is no in between.