Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I used to have a co-worker who graduated from Tech, and he summed all of this up perfectly: Texas and Oklahoma are the Big Brother and his Cool Friend/Enemy. aggy is the Middle Brother who desperately wants Big Brother's attention and will follow him around and act a fool trying to get it. Tech is the Youngest Brother who does the same with Middle Brother, but mainly just likes to piss them all off.
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GOP pretend fiscal restraint, and fucking the US economy and 401K's
I'm an end-of-the-period Boomer, and I've always assumed the same. I have six more years before I find out whether that is a correct assumption.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I tried making some candied bacon yesterday and am disappointed in the result. It's not crisp like the other candied bacon that I've had before. Still, even poor candied bacon is better than most things in life, so I'll take it and keep trying.
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Don't jump of a ship into the Caribbean
Maybe he has no more "F"s to give.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I half expected it to kick off May 8, during the One Tank Parade.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
The longer you wait, the higher the risk of having your plans get into Russian hands. The Germans delayed the attack at Kursk to get Panther tanks into service. The Russians got ahold of the German plans, down to the minute that the attack was to jump off, and used the delay to shape the battlefield and prepare very deep defensive positions and position reserves in the best places for the counter attack after the Germans were stopped. From what I've seen, the Russian defensive positions in Ukraine are modeled on their positions around Kursk. As has been mentioned, too much delay risks a loss of political will to support Ukraine in Western countries. Lack of action waiting for F-16s and other modern jets may result in those jets never coming. Finally, too much delay will undercut the morale in the Ukrainian Army. Once they get everything fine tuned and ready for the fight, it is impossible to hold that edge indefinitely. Too much delay also sends a signal of weakness to both the Ukrainian Army and the Russian Army. As the wise Tuco Ramirez said, "When it's time to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
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Karen of the Year
That fat bitch just lives to fuck with people. She's got her routine polished and ready to whip out at the drop of a hat, even if she has to drop the hat.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
And the Dutch.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Ukraine should be sending those drones after the Kerch bridge, the Russian Black Sea naval installations, oil refineries and storage depots near Ukraine, and strategic rail and road bridges within 100 miles of the battle area. Use them for deep strikes needed to shape the battle area. Psyops have value, but Ukraine needs to do real damage to the army that they are facing more than they need psyops. In my opinion.
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Shit My Kid Says
"You mail pinball machine parts to the Libyans, and keep the plutonium for the Delorean, Honey."
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
If they were not intended to be fleeced, they would not have been made sheep.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
It's still exciting to think of Ukraine hammering Russian shipping in Berdyansk, though.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
That's an old article. It says that Berdyansk was only recently occupied, and Mariupol was still not in Russian hands. I wonder why they bumped it, because it is dated May 25, 2023, while the date in the link is March 24, 2022. Weird.
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11 year old boy shot by police….
Mississippi Goddam, indeed.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Sending untrained troops into battle is a stupid, desperate move. I feel for those guys.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
A couple of years ago I was cleaning out a closet and ran across my shoe/boot bag from boot camp. Still had the same tin of Kiwi black polish that I was issued at MCRD San Diego in June, 1979. It has melted and resolidified to the point that it was useless, so I threw it out, but I can't believe that I hauled that around for 40+ years. It still smelled the same, though. Sometimes I'll smell sandy dust and it takes me right back to doing push-ups, sit-ups, and bends and motherfuckers in The Pit.
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Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
Damn, that hits hard. RIP, Tina.
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50 years ago, Shoxthemonkey got lucky
Well you and your Grandpa look happy.
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50 years ago, Shoxthemonkey got lucky
Congratulations. I love how in both pictures you look like you're thinking, "Yeah, you other guys wish you were me. But you're not!" Happy Anniversary!
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Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
Same here.
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MaybeACoordinator has passed away - Official Farewell Thread
Rest well and free, MAC.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I was watching those balloons float around waiting for some moron to open up with an AK in the heart of Moscow. Disappointed that no one did.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Watching with their thumbs up their butts, apparently.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
The actions of Santa Anna and his officers at San Jacinto confuse me so much. Who thinks, "We had a cavalry skirmish with the enemy yesterday, but found out that their main camp lies across the main route onto, and off of, the peninsula. The enemy burned the bridge that was the only other route off of the peninsula last night, thereby bottling my army up at the end of the peninsula. There is a rise between my army and the enemy, so they can approach to within a few hundred yards undetected, if I don't put sentries on that rise. Hmm. Let's not put out sentries, and everyone take a nap. The Texians won't attack an army during their nap."
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
The Texians wouldn't dare attack during siesta.