Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I do not answer my work phone after 30 minutes until quitting time. Call back tomorrow. Thanks.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
If it wasn't already called penis envy, it would be called aggyitis.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
How is that one fucker still walking around? Probably dead and he doesn't know it yet, but damn.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
They've been fighting for years for the chance to be Russian vassals, and actually have been. Now it's official.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
To me that seems like the number of troops who cannot return to combat, either by death or injury, but I hope that is the number of Russian dead.
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Shit My Kid Says
Tell him that it's Karl Malone.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
If the supposition that 97% of Russia's army is in Ukraine is correct, some nations that border Russia might help Ukraine out by holding some exercises near said border. Or Georgia start maneuvering as if they are going to go into North Ossetia. Get Russia's attention and maybe get them to pull some troops out of Ukraine to counter.
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It couldn't happen here, until it does ...active shooter on MSU campus
And the band plays on...
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Another balloon object shot down over Alaska
99 Chinese balloons in the air, 99 Chinese balloons. Shoot one down, it falls to the ground, 98 Chinese balloons in the air.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The t-shirt fans annoy them because they (t-shirt fans) are not affiliated with either school directly, and thus choose Texas over aggy purely on unbiased merit. Every Texas t-shirt fan is an explicit reminder that Texas is seen as superior to aggy by the majority of people, which hurts their little feelings all to hell. Poooor aggys.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
They have my permission.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Spiders eat bugs; mice, rats, and bats eat spiders; snakes eat mice and rats; wastewater operators freak the fuck out over snakes. You'll never get all the bugs, or the mice and rats, so it's easiest to cut that chain at the spiders.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
That's why we sweep cobwebs two or three times a week. Spiders bring mice, rats, and bats, none of which I can abide in the workplace. (I otherwise love bats.)
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Post a pic that makes you lol
There's the way it should be, and there's the way it is. These folks recognize the way it is.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
How stupid is it that Chuck Berry's only #1 hit was My Ding-A-Ling? One thing that John Lennon got right was when he said that if it wasn't called rock and roll, it would be called Chuck Berry. So many great and influential songs, and that's the one that hits #1? Silly.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
I imagine that there's plenty of post oak and pecan down. I don't like live oak, either.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I've never been told that I was dropped on my head as a baby, I just always assumed it. I'd hate to think that I have no excuse for being like this.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
I bet that all of the barbecue joints will get great deals on wood for a while. The only bright spot I see so far.
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Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0
He must be taking notes from Paxton.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
Reading some of this thread made me think about a guy I used to work with. A little before Ike a crew from his co-op came out to trim trees in his neighborhood, and he refused to let them trim any of the trees on his property. He was bragging at work about how he ran them off. During Ike, the wind knocked down a couple of limbs from one of his trees onto the lines, knocking out power to the whole neighborhood. While the crew was repairing the lines, he was out there bitching at them for not maintaining the lines and the trees that he had told them not to touch. (Witnessed by a friend of mine who lived in that neighborhood.) The next day he was griping at work that the whole neighborhood was pissed at him, and he didn't know why. Maintaining utilities, water, sewer, gas, communications, or electric, is an expensive and time consuming operation. Everyone seems to think that you put the wire in the air or the pipe in the ground, and then never think about it again. It ain't that way. Maintenance is labor intensive, and labor is usually the largest expense in the budget. Rate payers don't want to pay for it, but will sure raise hell when there are problems. As in my illustration above, some actively interfere with maintenance activities. So, yeah, every utility can do better, and being without power in this kind of situation is frustrating, but try walking a mile in their shoes before getting judgmental, please. Now back to, "It's horrible mismanagement and those utilities guys are morons."
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New Glow Baptist Church
I bet the laying on of hands in that church is off the chain.
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did one of you guys lose your cock in Alabama?
Looks like we know who lost the cock fight.
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Renewable Energy Saving Texas' Ass Right Now
Taco Tuesday is usually followed by High Flow Wednesday, so point taken.
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Getting old sucks
I'd have shot back, "Better than hair metal or techno." But there was a lot I liked in '88, too.
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Renewable Energy Saving Texas' Ass Right Now
It has been looked at, but most plants don't discharge large enough amounts to generate significant amounts of electricity. The demand for water growing like it is, soon many plants will be discharging less as effluent is drawn off for irrigation and other gray water uses, so future availability will be even less.