Everything posted by UcancallmeSurly
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
This is the 2009 incident, he kept referencing the co worker as “Babe” then slammed preggo wife against the wall when she returned from taking “Babe” to her residence vs shacking up with them fir the night. Nice “Urban Meyer” nighty t shirt
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Hamm had a police escort from a high school football game for getting involved in a fight. If it was Brauninger it was ugly.. Ryan isn’t exactly a small guy to say the least.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Chloroform, KY and a Kellen Winslow jersey are required just to post a damn tweet?
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Game Atmosphere
No pics or story of you missing second half for a reverse gang bang? WTeverlovingF?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Threesomes & whisky references , fuck offs to Sooner/Aggy, DGAFedness & overall surly disposition combined with sarcasm and wit. Well done.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Which year? OU sux and Aggy swallowed.
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Dicker The Kicker
''The Dicker"
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Read the article.. he also pissed on a kid & was the school’s dean. Wow
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Ohio state football team becomes a daddy...
Edit: Urban said it never happened.
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Ohio state football team becomes a daddy...
That’s one hell of a sales blitz.. very effective use of time/money grab
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Wake me up when he gets screwed over by Starbucks or Midol. That would have some classic emotional investment.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Guess what.. all of ur exes swallow & do anal now, because they finally landed the guy they always wanted & put out for him.
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Are We The Most Hair-Trigger Fanbase In CFB?
Dunno, football crazy state, blue blood history, every resource is available/top $, amazing city & school... middle of the road team last decade, lot to be disappointed in.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
He has some Lane Kiffin in him for sure. Not 100% done with Herman, but don’t have any hopes he’s gonna make it happen
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Michael Dickson
Was at the game.. the 69 yarder to the 6 was a missle.
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This Punter Sux
1. Of 40+ coaches & players that need significant improvement.. I’d guess he’s the #1 possibility of a realistic few that could change 2. At this point does it even fucking matter
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Is it still rape if she paid $9.95 for it?
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Texas Opens -20 Vs. Tulsa
Haven’t checked Tulsa’s roster.. are their #’s 5, 26, 9 & 84 good pass defenders?
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Who are your top 3 realistic choices to replace Herman?
This. At least we’ll win the fucking press conference.
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PizzaGate
Heard that in the broadcast... if so, i’m calling out the Mensa card & wondering who the fuck is the team nutritionist.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yup. But ya know, gotta spread it around so Kyle Porter doesn’t get upset and grad transfer.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This.. first step is fixing the DL/OL & then finding a QB that can execute a legitimate scheme. that’s the non negotiable.. filling in the rest of the gaps determines if your championship level or not.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Never been “all in” with Herman, but not ready to write him off yet either. when I saw Porter in the game @ crunch time, I’ll admit I likely started my journey towards “this coach isn’t ever gonna make it here”.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
We are the Jonses. The Jonses just happened to suck at football.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Fuck it Gents... not worth my time to care