Everything posted by UcancallmeSurly
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The "Soldier" is a bit rapey
This clown fuck has always been a strange guy, this isn't a CTE issue.
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Tennessee Tech @ Texas: Austin Super Regional Thread
Check back later in the week.. they may post Arky, MSU & Florida’s schedules.. cuz ya know, they SEC.
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Tennessee Tech @ Texas: Austin Super Regional Thread
It’s Tennessee Tech with a once in a lifetime elimination game to get to the CWS.. they’ll be on “Deressendofer mode”.
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Tennessee Tech @ Texas: Austin Super Regional Thread
Yup. 98% amazing job by the staff yesterday was negated by leaving and handful of pitches in the meat of the zone on 0-2. Painful to put thought into it.
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Tennessee Tech @ Texas: Austin Super Regional Thread
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Little League 2018 season
Lemme guess... son's name is Carson and your wife is a screamer. A+ for Team Ghost.
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Austin Regional Thread
John Hinkley Jr thinks aggy is delusional.
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Austin Regional Thread
Question for the anti field turf Surlys.. have you actually smoked field turf or simply bitching without knowledge?
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Austin Regional Thread
Aggys mom fool.. then she swapped into ur moms grill.
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Austin Regional Thread
Aggy mom bubbled my semen last night.. so yeah.
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UT vs aggy baseball haikus
No haiku but for the record: aggy is our bitch, before during and after the first pitch. aggy can suck my dick, just like the did after Tuckers kick. We win by walk off or possibly bunt, whichever way aggy is a beta cunt.
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Austin Regional Thread
Those cunts were born to lose.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Audible out to the old Statue of Liberty play.. that shit is 24/7 lit.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I’m guess they get them on campus just to make sure they pass the Dexter Manley test. Regardless, Tree is something else... in the year 2018 they can leverage an 18 year old highly recruited high school kid with the education/career path pitch. touche m’fkrs, you are the last of dying tribe that actually still speaks some real “student athlete”
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Austin Regional Thread
Law of avg’s sez one day u will suffocate from gargling so many cocks.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Texas should be top 3 in every facilities measurable based on income. Especially considering we won’t ever be a program that has a rogue booster network or corrupt eligibility tactics. just doesnt make sense not to maximize the legitimate advantages we posses, especially given the fact the ADept contributes back to the University better than anyone.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Top revenue producing program for decades... are we even top 10 or close in the facilities race?
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TCU @ Texas Series Thread
Gracias. if anyone isn’t thrilled with Pierce after year 2 then it’s time to go fuck themselves and go watch tee ball. if we aren’t top 5-10 consistently in ‘20-25 then we can reopen the conversation.
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Malik Jefferson
Is my sarcasm meter in need of calibration or is this serious bizness?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
- Barrett Sallee: “Texas Scared of A&M”
Indeed Barrett, so scared we scheduled Bama, tOSU, Michigan, USC and LSU instead. Someone call Duke School of Medicine and let them know Barrett has confirmed for us that chugging cock causes CTE.- Texas State @ Texas, 6:30 on LHN
back story?- Michael Dickson
Is that really a big deal? I do that with my 56 degree all the time.- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
lotta 5'6 Bowden's running around Tallahassee.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
We recruited his uncle back in the day.. don’t think he ever signed tho.. the Yarbrough guy. - Barrett Sallee: “Texas Scared of A&M”
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