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hornmpa96

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Everything posted by hornmpa96

  1. Keep pimping those HRs Big Man!
  2. Also please don’t show Framber on tv laughing it up about getting some cracker jacks the day after giving up 8 runs.
  3. Those aren’t on the back of a baseball card and therefore no one in the Astros tracks that. Its that he’s not a big boy yet.
  4. That should be his last batter. He’s only getting outs through luck. His stuff sucks tonight. Espada’s going to let him give up at least 4 more runs.
  5. Javier giving up a ton of hard contact. Who’s the first reliever up tonight?
  6. Back to back!
  7. Annie’s on South Post Oak Road
  8. Hope in one hand - shit in the other
  9. Julks and Lee - 1 win each Maldy - 40 wins Abreu - -9 wins Can’t fire the owner He better play in AAA first.
  10. I appreciate Espada giving Pressly tonight off.
  11. Holy Shit! That was unbelievable!
  12. Some people are little bitches. The internet is serious business.
  13. Just steal 3rd - it always worked in Earl Weaver Baseball
  14. Is that allowed? Not giving up a run to the ghost runner?
  15. Strike this guy out
  16. Just win this fucking game!
  17. I miss the days when the Astros minor leagues churned out legitimate major leaguers like Toro, JD, Teoscar, etc.
  18. God fucking damn it! He’s ass and needs to be moved down in the bullpen pecking order!
  19. Show me a loss! Don’t be a pussy - this team rolls through this schedule like Sherman through the south!
  20. Anyone else terrified of Pressly pitching the 8th? Need some insurance runs here.
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