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hornmpa96

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  1. It’s amazing to me that Dusty has admitted that Maldonado can’t take any meaningful at-bats by pinch-hitting Diaz twice. However, this is the god damn playoffs and you should expect close games which means every at-bat is crucial. We can’t afford automatic outs. Start the kid.
  2. Let’s fucking go!
  3. Get 3 outs here and a bloop and blast wins it.
  4. Altuve has no clue right now.
  5. Yordan says - Fuck your batters eye.
  6. Need good Framber tomorrow
  7. Let’s get it done! We need Verlander to start yelling in the dugout!
  8. Fuck fuck fuck
  9. Holy shit - It’s happening
  10. Good start for JV. We need to get to their pen to not waste this.
  11. These last 2 innings have sucked.
  12. We need playoff Peña here
  13. Let’s get it back now
  14. Back to an 18 point game
  15. Even if any of the Moderate Rs were decent human beings, the Republican primary voter will not allow any deals that negates the MAGA caucus. The voters in the R primaries are batshit crazy.
  16. It feels like Game 1 will never get here.
  17. Always fun taking team pics on the road!
  18. America’s Closer
  19. Let’s get some insurance here
  20. Not Texas Chili Parlor but several months ago at Los Tios in Houston, my son and I were subjected to a conversation in the next booth where the 3 old white folks were convinced that slavery wasn’t that bad for the slaves. Free housing and food. What’s not to like?
  21. I smell panic.
  22. This season has given me a new appreciation for James Click.
  23. This team can be painful to watch at times. Sending Maldy nasty messages on IG sucks. If you want to say something nasty to him, just go to the Minute Maid and scream at him. That’s what I do.
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