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hornmpa96

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Everything posted by hornmpa96

  1. Un Fucking Believable!!!!!
  2. Angel doesn’t give a shit.
  3. Maton didn’t walk 3 guys. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. You bring in a guy from the bullpen to strand inherited runners. You must be Dusty’s kid.
  4. Hope Phil hits a locker today.
  5. hornmpa96 replied to tokamak's topic in Baseball
    That was quick.
  6. What in the fucking fuck? Can we leave an empty spot on the roster? This isn’t little league - all of the players aren’t required to play. Kessinger?
  7. Yainer- Great start!
  8. If he hadn’t sucked with the Brewers, he wouldn’t be here. If there’s no faith, what was the point of signing him and giving him regular ABs in Sugarland? It doesn’t make sense to not give him a shot at this point.
  9. hornmpa96 replied to tokamak's topic in Baseball
    I should have taken longer for the bottom right square and reduced my rarity score.
  10. Right before I get the news of Maldy’s 1 year deal.
  11. We all understand that the pitchers believe this; however, the Machete haters also believe it’s bullshit. This is why they can’t bring Maldy back next year. It could create team chemistry issues if they bring him back as a true backup to Diaz.
  12. He did it!
  13. His agent has already told him what he’s worth on the free agent market. Assuming he stays healthy, it will be a massive amount of $$$.
  14. I think the only thing that will matter to Tucker is the amount of guaranteed money and I don’t blame him for that.
  15. I only care about specific state polls. What does a poll look like in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Arizona and Michigan? I don’t know what to make of the national polls.
  16. As a fan, I don’t really care about who’s paying JV. I’m hoping this works out and fan bases always over-value their team’s prospects. Hopefully the Astros show Tucker the money in the offseason.
  17. So, assuming the prospects are Gilbert and Clifford and the Mets are eating a ton of JV’s salary, does this confirm that Crane has a little bit of a cheap streak? If the Astros were willing to pay more in salary, the prospect cost should have decreased. Clifford/Gilbert feels steep.
  18. Yep - The industry is full of barely functioning morons and a few really smart folks who get it. I’m curious to find out which group Dana fits in.
  19. They aren’t accomplishing anything else in that time. Take away their ridiculous August recess to get this done.
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