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Sleep off ugly

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  1. Yeah, I’d love this to be true but I’m calling bullshit. however it would be really funny if the volume was up and the entire aggy band was one chick playing a flute and some fat kid on the tuba.
  2. That was an incredible episode of a really good show. If that actress (don’t know her name) doesn’t get an Emmy nod I’d be surprised
  3. Can confirm he’s a cool dude. Served him a couple beers years ago and chatted with him a bit. Honestly though I was much more interested in the smoke show he was with, wearing a bikini and some mesh cover thing, than talking with him.
  4. You got this motherfucker.
  5. This may be the most idiotic idea on this thread, which is saying a lot. How committed are the horns and ou to the sec? If the big whatever gets Notre Dame, what if we and the land thieves joined? Maybe add in UVA or some other school that gave a shit about schooling. That’s five to six elite traditional powerhouses. Make a west pod with UT, OU, USC, UCLA and Nebraska (just to fuck with them) and that could be some fun fucking football. Add in ND as a “permanent rival” and I’d be down. I’m know this will never happen and UT would be blamed for ruining something, something integrity but I’m buzzed and a man can dream.
  6. I'm thinking David Crockett may be sincere and not a sock. Don’t think he gets the vibe though, hell my first jaunt into CR was today. It’s quite the jungle. but also I’m kinda drunk
  7. Fuck me, won’t let me edit this…swear to God I read primaries as primates. I’m gonna go ahead and sit this one out.
  8. There’s a certain poster here named Kevin who would like a word.
  9. Reverse this, then it’s true. Not by much.
  10. This is most definitely a song of social commentary. If the mods want to move or delete, cool. YouTube probably will delete anyway. it was written about 10 years ago.
  11. Yo, SB. How you doing?
  12. I agree with the horde here that some of the casting and action scenes are weak sauce. But even though I wasn’t a fan of the prequels it’s cool as hell seeing Ewan as Obi-Wan, and Uncle Owen is well cast. I’m digging it despite it’s faults.
  13. Goofy bastards
  14. This from memory, no looking at clips, so may not be 100%. Coach- “Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic.” Henri- “France wins! France wins” Norm- “you don’t hear that everyday” Sam (regarding the contest with Henri as he leaves with 3-4 stewardess). ”congratulations on the contest or whatever” Last line in the show Sam- “I’m the luckiest son of a bitch in the world” I’m a fan.
  15. I’m pretty sure this is the human condition for almost all the straight guys on this thread. And the ones who say different are liars
  16. I just want the burning trebuchet question finally answered.
  17. I’m guessing your point is execution is a barbaric practice, only done by monstrous folks. Country Total executed (2021)[75] Iran 353 Egypt 82 Saudi Arabia 64 Syria 37 Somalia 22 Iraq 21 Yemen 17 United States 11 China 6+ Bangladesh 3 Botswana 3 Japan 3 South Sudan 1 Vietnam Unknown North Korea
  18. and that baby’s name, Albert Einstein.
  19. This is the strangest…are you a…what the fuck is…why is there a… those creepy ass pics… Well done. Please mods, bring back the Classics forum.
  20. Sleep off ugly replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    Best of luck man. I’m in no way a doctor but as you know if they snip any of those little fuckers early you should be okay.
  21. Sleep off ugly replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    Yeah, it’s not a fun experience. I’ve had a couple and I’m not that old. PSA- (to the other shaggy/surly idiots) Do it. If you have the insurance or resources get it done. It can literally save your life.
  22. Great show. The entire cast is great but Tramell Tillman ( the creepy manager) is fucking outstanding in his limited scenes.
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