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Hornlover

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Everything posted by Hornlover

  1. Vanilla Ice - Houston fan
  2. Ah, the Lance Armstrong defense
  3. I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.
  4. Having Gbenda on the field is about the same as playing with 10 men
  5. I hear Mel Tugger is available
  6. I can see boosters who decide to not throw good money after bad, but this scenario of "I'm going to show Jimbo by not funding recruiting" is just wishcasting.
  7. Thanks, Dave Lapham
  8. Good opportunity for y'all to donate and get some burnt ends flair
  9. Burnt Ends, Gunnar Helm!!!!!!
  10. Jonathan Brooks, Bad Mother Fucker
  11. Can't let this first quarter end too quickly
  12. Great play Jaylan Ford
  13. Hahahahahaa. Fuck you, Sooners!
  14. Fuck yeah, Muhammad!
  15. Watts out. Malik Muhammad better be ready to step up.
  16. Umm, Sark ain't going to do anything wrong today
  17. I'm of the opinion that nobody has ever made it from Austin to Dallas faster than we did on Jan 1, 2000 (the first day of the new millennium). We partied for New Years on 6th Street til 2am, woke up at 7:30am, and left Austin at 8am. We stopped for gas near Waco and still pulled up to the Cotton Bowl at 10am for the game against Arkansas. We averaged about 110 MPH the entire way, and only passed 3 cars between Austin and Dallas.
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