I once projectile vomited fresh crawfish nachos all over a chick’s bathroom. Seems like I scrubbed down those walls forever. They were delicious going down, though. Couldn’t tell you where they were from, originally.
You’ll be happy to know I had sex with her, though. We had Anthrax turned up so loud, that no one else in the house could hear us.
A few nights later, her friend quietly snuck into my bunk and fucked me too. Twice.
For the rest of the week, people asked why the hall bath smelled like seafood. I never said a word.
Good times.
I can’t wait for Buck to find this thread, tell you all how shitty your taste is, and then tell a long-winded story about his mustard-related experiences.
Self awareness is a beautiful thing. Kudos for that. Thanks for sharing, and for providing some additional info on Carr's book.
Knowing your lifestyle, had you pegged as an extrovert. I wouldn't think you'd be shy about public speaking. I know it scares the shit out of a lot of people, however, and I commend you for powering through on something that made you so uncomfortable.
In town for the week, slumming at the Ritz-Carlton. Hit Nola Poboys as mandatory first stop on Tuesday. Bar-hopped our way around the Quarter.
Finally made it to the WWII Museum yesterday. Pretty damn astounding and comprehensive, and it looks like they’re continuing to expand.
Early res at GW Fins was disappointing. First time they’ve ever been “off”. Service was impeccable, but the apps were average and the entrees were fine, but…normally GW Fins is the undisputed treat of the trip. Everything was just…ok.
East Texas doesn't give a fuck about recycling. My town even took away curbside collection AND increased our solid waste fee $5/month. You have to haul (the few accepted items they accept) to the Solid Waste Annex.
I still make an effort, but...some shit just ain't worth dealing with.
After years of using the plain Oster type, I ordered this 2 years ago.
It fuckin’ rocks!
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I hate hearing that. My wife just said something similar to me an hour ago. I just rolled my eyes and sweared profusely, but she’s always right about shit like this.
I’m spending time in Austin for the first time in 3 years and realized that I completely forgot to bring any kind of mask (ya know…just in case it’s needed).
It’s glorious.
COVID needs to eat a bag of dicks then die.