Everything posted by MartyWills
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
no thanks
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
Smith's carefully crafted image took a hit that he won't easily recover from. "A lifetime to earn, seconds to ruin" Chris taking it on the cheek and handling it so well, in contrast, made it even worse for Smith
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
I mean haven't we all been there...having to explain to a confused and disoriented child, now hiding in their closet, that you were helping mommy take her medicine or stretch out her cramping leg . naked- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'll take a hard working and successful guy like him over a pseudo-intellectual snob like you. You seem like you suck. By the way, if you're going to mount up on that intellectual high horse, you might want to write better.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
My dad lost sight in his left eye participating in one of these as a youngster. He said he stood up to throw a firecracker and took a BB to the eye. It probably kept him out of Vietnam, so he had that going for him.- 2022 Transfer QB Quinn Ewers
<==cloak room.- I want to tell you all the story about The Freshman
Thought we were taking about a different Freshman- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
turning heads Multiple unsolicited sources raving about Making a big impression- Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
In my observation over the years, men don't generally "cheat up" from their wives.- Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
This was about 25 years ago so he was in his mid 50's. I used to say there was no way any girls my age would put up with any of the shit he was managing to pull off. He would just respond that the years, age, divorces had a way of curing people of expectations.- Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
dp- Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women. He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 aisles over. He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything. He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom. They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house. My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses. Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships. He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.- Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
less than 1 a month without any slumps- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
IDK, check out my username- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
2 day later and no one is talking about this...- 2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
if that IS your real name... seems sus- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Johnny? You're not still mad I stuffed your mom at our parent/teacher conference all those years ago, are you?- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
I've also taught in my life at the high school level and I don't know what she's doing different. I never took work home. Is she in elementary? I've noticed that the admins at the elementary level get quite a bit more traction bullying teachers into volunteering more of their personal time when they have no contractual obligation to do so.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Teachers work 8 1/2 months a year. They underwork too. edit: for the pearl clutchers reacting unfavorably. I earned this opinion. I've taught at the high school level and its the easiest job I ever had.- 2022 Transfer WR Isaiah Neyor
Are we venerating Saint Lauren now as our patron saint of the portal? because I’m all for it- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Buri (?)- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
APEX online credit recovery or something similar. Its what the fuck ups take to graduate. its a joke- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
right after you remove your wee weenie- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
someone should shop QE's mullet onto this guys face. He'd look better Lawn Mower - 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
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