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That Guy

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  1. Probably the most running elk’s done since high school. Must’ve cut the video off just before he dropped into the orthopneic position.
  2. I need some additional life insurance for me and the wife. We’ve got term policies that expire in the next couple of years and want to increase our coverage and extend the term. Current policies are with State Farm. Does anybody have any advice on companies that offer term life insurance?
  3. https://www.crookedken.com/
  4. Fucking love these ladies!
  5. TN passed a bill banning chemtrails last year. At least once a week someone posts on Nextdoor asking why they are still seeing them. Apparently the folks responsible for the chemtrails aren’t following the law. Wake up, sheeple!
  6. Guys, I gotta be honest, I once partook of the devil’s lettuce. Only now through angry Rosie Odonnel do I realize just how closely I danced with death. That could’ve been me walking in front of a train. Texans should celebrate how their fierce defenders of liberty are making them safer by clearing the shelves of these Canadian fentanyl laced assassin candies smuggled in by Mexican fentanyl mules. I think they should replace all of those godless vape shops with bible shops so other folks can learn to walk an enlightened path like our leaders. Well I guess wheels doesn’t walk the path, he rolls the path, and that’s cool too.
  7. Auditioning for the NHL. I hope villa can pull this out.
  8. Boy, I would be gruntled if JD could meet with the Oklahoma softball team before the start of the wcws.
  9. Man, super happy this wrapped up before I fell asleep. I love the girls. Year over year they keep delivering.
  10. Not me! I’m going to start making bootleg porn in my dirty bathtub in the basement. As you know, it might make you go blind, but the “juice” will most probably be worth the squeeze.
  11. Gakpo looks fucking on it today.
  12. Perfect cross from Andy. oh and fuck these guys.
  13. I thought we were cool with insurrections. Weird. Maybe they should’ve assaulted a few cops.
  14. So happy Richarlison will be on the pitch like the fucking loser he is when the final whistle blows.
  15. A field is going to be absolutely bonkers on Sunday. bonkers!
  16. Man, I just love the look on the faces of the children. They all look resigned to the fact that dad’s a fucking moron and is going to keep doing moronic shit forever.
  17. Is she on hormones after the hysterectomy? Do yall have an opportunity to take a vacation without the kids. Even a night away at a hotel would be a nice break. I know for my wife having she likes having something on the calendar to look forward to.
  18. So they post this, nobody applies, then they can move ahead with grabbing some H2 labor? I know folks in the admin are ok with the H2 labor until they can use machines to do the work. Do those workers even want to risk showing up and getting deported to god knows where? If we are indiscriminately rounding up brown people I’m not sure I’d want to risk that happening.
  19. http://youtu.be/I4tWZNxnABk?si=2Vk29Ie1t41rTmPH
  20. Facebook links but nice little Thursday morning so far. It was always Liverpool.
  21. Dude, you just put a dummy safe in an obvious spot and then hide the real safe that holds the goodies. For good measure take a dump in the dummy safe so that when the burglars cut it open they’re all excited only to be like, “oh gross what is that? I think it’s poop!” It might suck living in a house with a safe full of shit in it but def worth the sacrifice.
  22. I mean not much to be gained by bringing back a dead man, but sure, I’ll write a letter to my congressman on your behalf.
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