Everything posted by El Squared
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Can Foster switch to WR?
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Why would you think we can become bowl eligible with this POS ?
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Its a good thing teams improve the most between the first and second games, otherwise we would be in real trouble right now. So much for all the kicking their ass bravado. Offense seems like they like licking ass...
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Is Bo Pellini available?
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Offense played with no intensity or energy, Porn stache holds on to the ball and stays in a mythical pocket too long . Jesus Steve try something else.
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Arkansas game week
I think Paul Klipsch and Klipsch Speakers were elite for a while in the previous millennium. As far as natural diamonds, they may be elite compared to the rest of the USA. Thats all I got.
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Arkansas game week
Technically the appendix is in the bucket, then over to pathology for review, then final stop: BillyBobs Bait&Tackle . Possibly in a bass’ belly. I would say sweep the appendiceal stump or at least the ascending colon.
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The Eyes of Texas
Snowtards/ Slowflafes I guess they ran out of clouds to yell at.
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Arkansas game week
Are you sure he has CP? Maybe he likes e.e.cumings.
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Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal
Did he just buy a Good Times van? I see a lot of Uncle RICO potential here..
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Arkansas game week
Sounds eerily similar to a quote from a jizzjar school we used to thrash regularly and will again soon.....they better just unbutton the back hatch of their overall jorts and get ready...
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Sark: “Wake the fuck up”
I guess its a slow day for this be a thing
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Arkansas game week
She's holding a small moon that got trapped in her gravitational field.
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Arkansas game week
Using a turkey baster...
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Arkansas game week
Yes, the worst thing we could is go in there and start flat, expecting to cruise. I hope that Sark has some Saban magic tools for maintaining focus and intensity throughout both game and season. I know this is the Mr Rogers generation, that needs self esteem strokes all the time to function, but pray we have a hungry appetite for getting better, playing hard, and winning. Recent records don't mean shit. Anyone can pop an upset. That said, I like our chances better now than a year ago.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
If,by wealth, you mean extracorporeal semen stored in glass receptacles, then yes. Have not checked BitJizz futures today...
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2021 Texas TV Broadcast Announcers
Tillman is ok until he speaks, Brando is obtuse. Herpstrasse nauseates the shit out of me, he is such an insincere slurp monster. Would rather have Lowell Galindo/Mowins tag team than any of those above, but only if the sound was off.
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Arkansas game week
Oh oh, the circle game: ....."you look over there and see the other team playing their circle game and it just scares you to death". Guess what, we have circled ALL our games!.... With RED SHARPIES! Some even have trapezoids AND parallelograms around them!!! Sark's got this shit figured out....he is waaaaay ahead of you.
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Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass
Although I don’t think it will happen to the level I would hope, would love to hear players compare training ,game prep, and coaching in general under Sark’ crew vs. Herman’s.
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Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass
For the next couple games, start making a lot of spastic movements with your arms and legs, and apologize to those around you for your “ medical condition”. Then get the largest, sweetest, stickiest beverage they sell at DKR an spill it on her during one of your “spasms”. Maybe a couple times in one game, if she still doesn’t move, repeat next game .
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Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass
How refreshing to see a sincere, knowledgeable, and humble guy as our coach.
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Game Week- Louisiana
The most difficult thing about this game was trying to decide who to hate more: Tillman or Brando? Retard vs alcoholic dementia?
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Her pregnancies last years apparently
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Michigan St @ Northwestern, ESPN
I thought the Mowins pity tour was over, yes sorry about her illness but how is she good at this job?
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North Carolina @ Va Tech - 5 pm central - ESPN
Glandular disorder......