Everything posted by El Squared
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Dave Aranda Is Baylor's New Head Coach
JFC , we need to beat their ass before we prognosticate upon the future for other schools, just sayin’. Regular season 7-5 isn’t something to stick our chest out about IMO. We need to just STFU and take care of business for a while. We haven’t done anything of significance in a while.
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Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
Douche waffle is not right. Waffles can be tasty and good. Herpstreet is a doucheberg or douche Cesspool . There’s nothing of value in this douche turd. He needs to go rotate on several flaming Echrich sausages straight from the grill....no wait, he would like that. Kirk is ESecPN’s vibrating butt plug.
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Fire Shaka Smart
There’s no mystery here, the balls are not present. The ovaries however are intact and producing loads of estrogen. Style over substance. Cash over wins. It’s a pattern.
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
I don’t think money has been our problem. Shitty B12 refs and politics, yes. Shitty Bellmont leadership and HCs for the major sports of late, yes.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Dress rehearsal for the shower dog pile later.....
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He would only be a mid morning snack.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The impacts of those buttocks and standard chairs must be risky.
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jimmy johnson to canton
This all makes Jerry look like an even bigger douche bag —if that was even possible. A douche cart? A douche wagon? No- a douche supertanker.
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jimmy johnson to canton
Jerry likely lobbied to keep Jimmy out of Canton for years. Because that’s what jealous ego maniacs do.
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I told you so
You mean like being forced to watch a PBA tour match?
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Fire Shaka Smart
Maybe CDC’ long game is for UT to become 21st Century Dallas Cowboys, all about money >>> real hardware. If so he is on track, if not perhaps we didn’t get the right guy except as a PR man.
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Fire Shaka Smart
No need to worry: Shaka saving the horses for another deep NIT run. As reigning champs , he can coast a bit, then flip the switch at the end of the season.
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Mike Leach to the SEC (Mississippi St)
Fixed. We have plenty of our own dipshittery to account for.
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Mike Leach to the SEC (Mississippi St)
Will ESecPN allow this though?
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Fuck you Todd Orlando
You come up with unsubstantiated bullshit like this all the time like some ridiculous authority. Back up your statements or gtfo.
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Watching the Big 12 bowl games makes me more frustrated we went 5-4 in this shit conference
But, but wait... Burt Herman Macklin ( All seeing/, all knowing) said we had this awesome elite defense in 2017.....and somehow things unraveled.... how could this be?
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Dylan Moses' dad postpones decision to come back to Bama with insane letter
I heered da Lords say: ne’er legal post whilst drunk, expecially from London.
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Fire Mike Yurcich
You are delusional, Please review the record before making ridiculous statements while appearing to know it all. JFC . 2017 elite defense ? What planet are you on? Tom.
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Fire Mike Yurcich
The game last night demonstrated that we have decent talent with shitty coaching on all three top levels. A defense showed up that wasn’t around for the past 38 games , but in game 39 somehow they play like an above average to elite defense. The offense somehow was able to execute more than 3 plays, and both lines played well for nearly 60 minutes. This is on TH, and I hope he had an epiphany about what a dildo of a HC he has been outside of bowl game opponents w/ 4 weeks to prepare. Some folks are slow learners, some are permanently impaired. Next season will be telling indeed despite the usual rationalizations and pathetic excuses if things don’t go much, much better.
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01.01.2020 - Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs Baylor
Karma bitch is back
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01.01.2020 - Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs Baylor
Or just take envelopes stuffed w/lettuce
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Rose Bowl: Wisconsin Oregon
Whisky stepping on their dicks w/ Nike Refs as backup.
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Rose Bowl: Wisconsin Oregon
BQ slap fight
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Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN
DKR would agree...
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Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN
When it was safe to shed some points I guess.