Everything posted by El Squared
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Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN
Flubber
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Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN
Collecting $1.7 mil and cornholing potatoes
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Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN
Fixed
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Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN
How pathetic that the fill in D Coordinator is way better than Coach Doh at $1.7Mil/year. I wanna vomit.
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Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN
Targeting calls optional
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Fire Mike Yurcich
What about Reverse Polish Notation? Want some? I know where you can get it now...
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2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
Hermanalysis stratagems.....Gundy had a lot of wtf in our game too.
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2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
fixxed
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
yes , It was my memory faulty. You are correct.I was wrong. Apologies. I didn't validate w/ Mr. Google .
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Reverse Polar Notation actually, not Polish, but a lot of folks made that same mistake back in the day.
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ESPN reporter dies on his 34th birthday from pneumonia caught at Ohio St-Mich game
No. It makes sense. Some folks have holes in their immune system and can succumb to common pathogens like strep that cause pneumonia even with high powered antibiotics etc. We do not know however his health history which could be contributory. Bad shit happens to otherwise heathy folks. no one is bulletproof, we tend to take a lot of things in life for granted.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
BM seems more like a CFL guy than an NFL guy....more Tim Hortons, less State Farm . Face plants into Arkansas dirt though seems like his true calling.
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Serious question. Why are people Cowboys fans?
That is not a valid comparison: JJ has been singularly the person at the helm for decades AND he did know what moves were needed to win early on, not so with multiple “management teams” for the Longhorns over a similar time period.
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Serious question. Why are people Cowboys fans?
Hanging onto the Cowboys or any other major flawed enterprise ( relative to the audience/ fans) is like never getting over losing out on your high school crush. There is no acceptance of the reality that you have been dumped and / or passed over. In the case of the Cowboys it’s JJ and his meddle fingers that are all about scooping money and attention apparently, but definitely not about Ws and Ls. Some folks enjoy pain and suffering, but get out of here stating you are a true fan if you are actively being trolled by ownership/mgmt. You not a fan being a fan, you are being a sports cuck, and you like it that way.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Well if one call an oversized douche bag a locker, then yes, he has one.
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CBS pulls out of SEC deal; likely headed to ESPN in 2023
Gary Danielson no longer getting paid to guzzle Bama and GA jizz, guess he will campaign to be one of Saban’s semen analysts so he doesn’t go into withdrawal.
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Switzer with the "Horns Up"
It’s the unscrewing of things that confuses him and other gooners.
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2020 Coaching Staff
The Rutgers Golden Fountain of victory.
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Texas to wear burnt orange KD cleats in Alamo Bowl
I imagine all the 10 year olds and grandmas ethically assembling those shoes in the Chinese Prison Shoe Factory Education Camp are asking themselves exactly WTF is happening over here.
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Texas to wear burnt orange KD cleats in Alamo Bowl
I am glad that so much care and thoughtfulness went into the shoe as well as the reveal of the shoe. I can tell we are on the right track and expect there will be an equally impressive sock. Jockstraps ,cups , and pads get less attention generally, but I bet with this coaching staff they will regain their former prominence. things are looking up.
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Counting change w/ St Peter
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2020 Coaching Staff
Apparently "we're Texas" means we are the Statue of Liberty for fired/failed coaches. We don't "poach" coaches, we dumpster dive for them....
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Ousux players suspended for game vs LSU?
It gives cover to OU and the players that want to cash NFL checks.
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2020 Coaching Staff
No , I think everyone knows TH is out. this is not a retooling of the staff, it’s a retooling of the fan base.
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2020 Coaching Staff
The alleged insider oracles on this board obviously are just as full of shit as the 9.95ers. -TH doesn’t have a blank check to money whip “ the best available” - TH didn’t fire anyone, likely everyone was fired and leaving staggered timetable that met various basic needs in some ways such as money and recruits.