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El Squared

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  1. The BMDs and CDC apparently gives zero focks thus Densa is out of here and all this “searching” is merely picking up dog shit in the backyard.
  2. Does that make it right, tho?
  3. Wait, is this a Cialis commercial?
  4. The wall art tells the story. Why not mount Spirographs you did in 3rd grade or hand turkeys? All would be equally impressive.
  5. I can't believe there's an Upper Iowa. Upper Iowa is the 2019 Tulsa. It obviously means the BMDs give no focks, and TH is out of here. The firings were for the recruits.
  6. The delay and the amount of the contract to me means that this game is actually about Herman getting told he is dead man walking and he just pulled the ripcord on his golden parachute and will be mailing it in next season as a pricy place holder. JFC.
  7. Thats FUPM to a tee until VY showed up.
  8. Sort of....CDC is at the beck and call of the BMDs, since they actually write the checks. Perhaps he guides or informs them, but I seriously doubt he makes the call, if he does the BMDs are idiots. Completely agree though that it makes no fucking difference who Densa hires. Comfort hire or edgy or otherwise. Its only really about W's and Ls. Since we are not (yet) aggy , rationalization does not matter at this point. Perhaps Densa knows he is only a placeholder and merely biding his time w/ his buds. We won't know until we see the results on the field. Everything else is stuff and nonsense. Just win baby.
  9. I expect white shoes, a thong , a fuchsia scarf, lots of prancing instead of walking, and a lisp.
  10. Fair point. I hadn’t considered the opposition D analysis angle. But that would also be revealing if that was his role given offensive decline with the season’s progression. Pity that it will take 10 months to know what we really have.
  11. If Ash was an analyst this year, what was his impact on the D, if any? Did Orlando just do the opposite of Ash’s analysis....or did he employ Ash’s suggestions and we still sucked? Seriously doubt we would get answers to that question but if we knew, we could figure out if Herman is just functioning as a very expensive placeholder or Ash is a decent DC who’s opinions were ignored this season by New Potato.
  12. Shooter McGavin ain’t walking through that door......oh wait... he is.
  13. Wonder if Densa has to go to physical therapy for a worn out pair of middle fingers.
  14. Ash/ Shooter McGavin eats shit for breakfast per Happy Gilmore.
  15. There is a Rice University saying about the to types of women there: A.R.F.s: Average Rice Female B.A.R.F.s: Below Average Rice Female
  16. I just cannot endorse a football playoff without committees and judges and agendas balancing out the wins and losses which is too simplistic and lacks sufficient controversy.
  17. 1.2006 Rose Bowl 2. 1969 UT vs Piggy w/ Richard Milhouse Nixon cameo 3. DKR on tackling
  18. Well at least they didn't give put a bunch of free Subaru rides, because NCAA then would really cook their shit.
  19. Wow, going out to the edge of our intellect there as an ace reporter. 27 years "covering" coaching searches at Texas and 37 years covering gloryholes at bus stations. Experience obviously matters.
  20. This hire is like a legal and vetted suicide bomber.
  21. Its almost as if no one knows anything and is merely speculating.
  22. gaggy’s record in the sec only slightly better because they play 4 cupcakes in the brutal sec rather than 3 OOC in B12.
  23. A lot of Monty Python still funny after 40 years, almost the same amount of time SNL hasn’t been consistently funny.
  24. Consulting: ( per Demotivators at Despair.com) “When you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem”
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