Everything posted by El Squared
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2020 Coaching Staff
Herman waiting on final report from Korn-Faget.
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2020 Coaching Staff
By design, Densa is honing his skills at becoming more obtuse...
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2020 Coaching Staff
I wouldn’t mind also adding evisceration and a pack of hyenas eating his intestines while staked out on top of several large ant mounds.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Densa waiting for HS playoffs to finish before announcing his OC/DC hires. He doesn’t want to alienate the Texas 6 man coaching community.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Correction sir: HEB coming to Lubbock for 2020.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Didn’t you hear? We shot for the moon and Murray State swooped in.
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Texas Approves $100M Licensing Deal
If this dramatically cranks up the BTUs on Densa's and Shakalaka's hot seat, fine. If it's used to buy golden "public" hair dryers for Plonsky and Bellmont employees break room, then zero fox given.
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2020 Coaching Staff
I had a delayed epiphany about how Chip Brown got his name. It's not a song, but.. It came to me as I was taking a large post weekend dump: He is the piece of shit that sticks stubbornly to the porcelain commode and won't go away despite multiple flushes and additional targeted deposits of piss and crap. Slow day for news....
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2020 Coaching Staff
Some? Did you mean, “you people”?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
So you’re saying there will be more aggy student human sacrifices ?
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2020 Coaching Staff
Fixed.
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2020 Coaching Staff
In hard times monkeys will eat hot peppers.
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2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
- 2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
I sense a code brown coming on in aggy’s maroon overjorts.- 2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
SIAP/ Not SIAP: I understand Case McCoy will be working one of the cameras for the game.- 2020 Coaching Staff
The symbolism of the crane against the clouds with the background rap is indeed telling and definitely points to the fact that now one knows shit.- 2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
Aggy has a long history of dedication to 7-5 records, so being the best in NCAA history is notable. Thanks Gundy!- Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
Is that so they can get group discount on labiaplasty? (Well they did go full Brazilian at home vs tOSU this year).- 2019 Fiesta Bowl: Ohio State vs Clemson
Clemson offense significantly better than Wisky but played suspect early in season. I think the coasting they were doing since last year’s natty hangover has cleared. It could be a long night for the Woody Bucs.- 2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
Sec mothership told aggy to lay down and take it for LSU, and they did a fine job at 7-50. Wonder how much the sec mothership is going to ask aggy to lose by for this game, as Bama , LSU And Ga, will be wanting some Texas HS recruits and they don’t want aggy to get first choice, so......- 2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Average blood sugar and weight of spectators : 250-300.- 2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
I predict there will be car flags ubiquitously available and on display.- They need to expand the CFP, they said. It'll be better, they said.
So if GA beat LSU and the “committee” pullled 2 sec teams into the 4, that would be ok? Committees determining champions are for diving and ice dancing. I would prefer conference champions advancing without the all the beauty contest preseason/ in-season spin machinery that ESecPN, CBS, and others push for their own money agenda. It’s less drama and less soap opera using only conference champions, but it’s real. Maybe with realignment there can be enough conferences to produce an 8 team playoff without “committee input”, and yes there will always be weak conferences or down years for certain conferences, but it’s better to settle this on the field rather than the hypothetical/ virtual way people think a certain team will perform against another. See: sec , for the reason this is not working optimally.- 2020 Coaching Staff
How excellent /innovative does an OC or DC need to be to have us at a championship level team? it seems like recent CFB champions have great OL/DLs, good DBs, mobile QBs, 1-2 great receivers . Imagine what we could have been with average or even slightly above OLs average to slightly above avg DBs, last 10 years. I’m guessing 15-25% more Ws, because then, we get to see what the results of recruiting other great position players can be. . It shouldn’t take hero hires on OC or DC to turn this around and maybe save Densa’s bubble gum ass, but he is his own worst enemy. - 2019 Texas Bowl: #25 Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
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