Everything posted by feces hurling monkey
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
You just don't fuck with another man's pruning shears Mark Sanchez.
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White Lotus - HBO
I still think of him as Lazlo Hollyfeld
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San Antonio
Gotta go to Greeks now for the best steak in town. Fortunately someone bought the sign and it has been saved.
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Tell me about New York City
Nice win today, you guys did it and USC lost in spectacular fashion. Welcome to the Big 10.
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Duke @ Northwestern FS1
What kind of a retarding fucking call was that???
- 2023 Peach Bowl - Ole Miss vs. Penn State
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Iowa - Glorying In the Nepotism of the Ferentz Family
She's our lesbian and you can't have her.
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Iowa - Glorying In the Nepotism of the Ferentz Family
Because the new interim AD made the call, finally.
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Northwestern State cancels football season and head coach resigns after player's death
I don't get why the head coach resigned. It's not like he pulled the trigger.
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Iowa - Glorying In the Nepotism of the Ferentz Family
I feel like Ferentz will finally quit when he wins a game 3-2. He'll be like Daniel Day Lewis at the end of 'There Will Be Blood', "I'm finished".
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Iowa - Glorying In the Nepotism of the Ferentz Family
One team is 6-1 and the other is 4-3. Just win baby.
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Iowa - Glorying In the Nepotism of the Ferentz Family
He is the Pillsbury Throwboy part 2.
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The Righteous Gemstones (HBO)
Much to the chagrin of my wife, can't stop won't stop.
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Getting old sucks
It isn't that bad. They get you in the room, give you some happy juice and it's all over with before you know it. The worst part was getting my groin shaved beforehand with an electric razor because I'm so ungodly ticklish in my nether regions. It's absolutely worth not having to deal with the episodes of SVT that I was dealing with. You'll be happy with getting it done.
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Big Bend - Alpine - Marfa - Fort Davis
Do you have to pay extra for the diddling?
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
You say that like its weird or something.
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Dallas surgical center stops operations after 'compromised' IV bag found
Yikes. If this is the stuff that made it to the press it makes you wonder what else he was up to. Oh to be a fly on that surgery center's walls...
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TCU @ Colorado (Fri Sep 2,2022 9PM/ESPN)
I’m shocked that a Karl Dorrell coached team is ending up with a loss.
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Other Games Thread 2022 edition
I feel for Illinois getting fucked on that no TD call in the first half, even though Bielema is a FFR.
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
You guys are getting buttfucked on national tv. By Kansas. lulz
- Other Games Thread
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Olympics, better late than never
That was incredible. Dude is an absolute beast.
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Realignment talk not going away
36 I believe. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
Dumb question but how do you guys keep your pools from getting too hot in summer? Signed, guy from Minnesota who is moving to Texas soon and knows nothing about pools. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk