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hookemATL

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  1. She is a woman, ergo he does not give a wet weasel fuck what she ACTUALLY has to say/do in terms of advice or guidance or suggestions. She is there to enable, stroke his ego, wipe the shit particles off the back of his balls when he makes messy messy in his big boy pants, and play the "wise" unfuckable woman in his orbit. How "sane" can one be to be the man's CoS? She is a vile cunt. I have no doubt.
  2. At least they took a stab at collaborating before he passed. RIP!
  3. A little futbol on a nice chilly day. Brie loves this weather. You can see she has an extra bounce in her step when it’s this brisk.
  4. ‘BROWN’ University? We sure some wayward ICE agent didn’t assume that this was a target rich environment in which to terrorize POC?
  5. Terrible uniforms. Fucking awful.
  6. Jeez what an overreaction. heres another one: get fucked you fat pussy.
  7. Dont forget he's also a dumbfuck, cheating, worthless Sooner piece of shit. Should have been the first disqualifying element in his candidacy for HC.
  8. Butt babies have malformed faces due the more narrow nature of a butthole. You should show some sensitivity. ESP considering December is Butt Baby Awareness Month
  9. "That's great son, but you are still a massive disappointment to me and your mother. Even as ghosts we have to hide our shame because it took you so long to graduate." just kidding. Congrats and welcome to the best club in the world🤘
  10. Went to the farm to see the folks on Wednesday. My dad took in this cat that wandered up years back and was “just gonna keep him as a barn cat to get mice. He won’t come inside at all” Named him Barn Cat Killmouseski (not sure why dad thinks he’s Polish but whatevs). Anyway, that cat was inside within the fortnight and now is my dad’s shadow. Sleeps in his leg triangle every night. BC has this thing where if you pet him and then stop abruptly, he lets you know his displeasure with a friendly hiss, grab, and nibble until you resume. Sweet boy
  11. As if we needed another reason to hate Shadouche. get fucked loser.
  12. Baby just needed some more developed bootstraps. Cest la vie, petit bebe!
  13. It’s an easy strategy this year. “Wow. So you voted for a pedophile three times? Hilarious! Maybe we should have left the kids at home this turkey day, amirite!?!? Just kidding! but in all seriousness stay the fuck away from my children.”
  14. I remember that (cock)Gobbler from trips to Port A. Hopefully they lost their ranch and/or suffered immensely to shame them into taking it down
  15. Not in Squirrel Dick! You gotta think of places like Possum Clit, SC or Nutria Nipple, LA. Real towns with metropolitan folks!!
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