Everything posted by Terry Silver
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
*When Ngata commits to ASU* Perroni: "While obviously not ideal, Jimbo Fisher and Co. have been in constant contact with Ngata, and he returns most of Jimbo's missed calls. The ags have been in on Ngata longer than anyone else, so I suspect this recruitment isn't over until the ink is dry."
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
I will coach them for a mere $6M per year guaranteed for five years. That's a heck of a deal aggy. PM me Sharp.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Jimbo 2022: We're somebody!
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Do FSU and aggy have something in common?
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
The aggy network is designed to get middle management jobs for aggy similar to what daddy98 does for a living. So if Alfred Collins is interested in working for Paul Pesek's insurance agency in about five years, then Collins should absolutely commit to aggy. On the other hand, If Collins prefers a professional career in football, or anything else for that matter, then the aggy network is no more effective than any other institution.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Don't get your hopes up on Jackson. As Perroni said, A&M has been on him the longest. I don't think Herman can overcome that obstacle.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Aggy will pay any amount of money to keep this from happening. Elko's agent is probably on the phone right now with about 10 other SEC teams.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Well aggy has already lost one starter in Roney Elam. Offensive line starter Colton Prater is a senior. They also lose their best player who is punter Braden Mann. I think they will also lose Madabuike and Ausbon. So it looks like Looch is being disingenuous with his reporting.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
I think you guys are forgetting that Jimbo Fisher and Co. were "in on him first" with most of these recruits. Advantage aggy.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Fellow surly posters, we are about to enter a period of the greatest quality and quantity of aggy misery ever experienced by mankind. I am thrilled to be able to share this experience with you. This will be a combination of the long, slow burn of the Fran era combined with the rapid dumpster fire crash of the swagcopter, with a little bit of opening day loss to Arkansas State mixed in. I pray that we are all able to make it through this period alive and healthy, because I know men have succumbed to lesser doses of aggy misery. So as we set out into these uncharted waters, I encourage you to take care of yourselves; eat healthy, exercise, get plenty of sleep. A golden age is upon us. Enjoy it, my friends.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Locker room fights are a prerequisite to winning a natty. Saban does it, Dabo does it, Urban did it, and you can bet that Jimbo Fisher and Co. do it. In fact, Jimbo probably does it better than those aforementioned coaches. Stupid sips.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Aggy pays Jimbo about $1M per win. It sounds ridiculous at first, but when you consider the quality injury reports, it's actually a much better deal than initially thought.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
That's probably after the LSU game. I guess when your team has lost seven straight to your division rival you get to celebrate a bit.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
This is kind of like a science experiment. It will give us great insight into the aggy group think, and is something that could have long term benefits for humanity.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
This needs to happen.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Ho Lee Fuk Sum Ting Wong
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War Eagle @ aggy - 2:30p CDT on CBS
Of all the jokers on this thread, the only believable post is the "Auburn fan" whom the aggy offered to blow, and then fuck in the ass. That is pure poetry.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
How many mushroom stamps can Looch take?
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Stupid sips, these recruits want to major in civil engineering.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'll teach my kids to play that game so they can teach their classmates. It will become a new tradition.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
There's probably going to be some transportation issues and car trouble this weekend.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
It sounds like LSU knocked that visit out of the park. Poor aggy.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Are you saying in aggy's desperate attempt to beat UT in anything, in this instance recruiting, their coaches and fans deliberately sacrificed the most important thing, on field performance? Sounds like something aggy would do.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Big Tone still has that fade working despite his receding hairline.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
So Gilbert wants to catch a lot of passes? Well that settles it, Gilbert to aggy.