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Need to convert PDF to JPG
If this is just a one time deal: Print screen button, paste into your photo editing software, crop edges, save as jpg
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Don’t know if should go here or the high thread. So wife is a big square, but past year been hearing stories by multiple gf’s of hers how ammmazing Colorado gummies are. So I bought her a bag awhile back and she really liked them. Problem is that bag I bought her was a bag of micro dose 2.5mg shit. She has no idea/care about that kind of detail. Fast forward a few months and she runs out of those. So I get some more recently and they didn’t have the micro dose bag. I figured she could just portion each one out and be the same, so I told her I’d bring some more home. I get home and settle in, hang with kids and jump in the shower. She gets the shit out and f my carry on before I have a chance to explain and pops one. I’m the asshole an hour later.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I just pretend to do all that shit and drink beer in the garage
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Can this InSinkErator part be replaced?
Caulk the ever-livin piss out of it. Pretty sure I saw them once on tour
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Colt McCoy named #1 QB on Redskins First Unofficial Depth Chart
Backup qb dont get much better, don’t think he done, at least Ihope he ain’t done and can get some more millions.
- The Boat Fanatic Thread
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missing south austin woman
Thought thread was about something happening to south Austin’s mom for second. Whew!
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Scifi/Fantasy Book Recs
Could you outline where the hidden dicks are on cover art for us?
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The Boat Fanatic Thread
Nice! Let’s see her
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2020 Coaching Staff
If banging the coach’s wife is wrong, I don’t want to be right
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
25 years in June. Based on the fact no one believes a colossal fuckup such as that should be parlayed into sexual favors(more deviant than usual), I’m starting to believe I’m the only married guy in here.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Oh, I beg to differ. Perfect opportunity here my man.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
On the plus side, this is the kind of mistake that earns you buttsex, or at the very least, a very messy bj.
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Scifi/Fantasy Book Recs
Preordered. Least I could do for the mspaint gold over the years(looking forward to reading too).
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What are you getting your wife/gf for Christmas?
We’ve been married 25 years and that shit stopped at least 10 years ago. Between presents for our own 3 kids, our parents, and something for every niece and nephew, it is a goddamn beating. We both agree on this, albeit it did take a bit longer for her to come around. Now we just spend a shitload on booze and drink ourselves through the holiday needless spending on bullshit. I fucking hate Christmas.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Braille only
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The Boat Fanatic Thread
- The Boat Fanatic Thread
Put a pedestal and magma kettle grill on the swim platform. Is it summer yet?- The Boat Fanatic Thread
Someone going to get a sweet deal on those rev10’s- Managing a large group
I’m not really the manager, just the owner/boss, but my best piece of advice is to every so often let everyone witness your ability to go absolutely insane on the drop of a dime. I will a couple time s a year just demolish an expensive piece of office equipment just for the fuck of it. You want your employees to have a healthy fear of you, it’s worth the price of a laser printer or Milwaukee cordless drill.- High
- Smart watch
- Smart watch
I don’t know shit about these. I only need it to be water proof and able to control volume, change channel, and skip songs on the boat while I’m in the water with a beer and a pool noodle. Do these things do that? I have an iPhone and use amazon music unlimited. I don’t want to drop the ridiculous money on Apple Watch...I’ll only wear this in the water. Can I do this on a budget?- All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
Yes, but you still have to prepay the interest portion of you payment for the entire month at closing when you close early.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Maybe this is just her subtle way of telling you that she’d rather be married to a man that can properly cook her some fucking bacon? - The Boat Fanatic Thread
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