Everything posted by CoTex
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Which Is Your Favorite Win Against OU?
2013. Case Mccoy you goofy sumbitch, you delivered when it really mattered.
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College Gameday in Dallas for Texas/OU
That's an option as well My story from 2013. My daughter is 6 years old and I've got 2 tickets. Take the wife or daughter? Daughter has never been to a game. Wife says "take daughter." Grey, rainy day. We get on dart and it's packed and it's 95% mobilehoma fats. Daughter is intimidated by the crowd and she realizes we're the minority and the majority looks scary. I kneel down and tell her "don't worry, we may not win today, but we'll get to see Bevo and have some fun." She's nervous - she's 6. We're late because DART sucks and stuff happened, trying to get into cotton bowl we hear them fire smokey. That's Whaley scoring a touchdown. I look at her and say "that's a good sign, we better get in there." We get to our seats, the sun comes out, and we experienced gridiron glory that day. Case showed up to ball. Daje housed a punt. Family restroom right behind our seats was a big bonus. Daughter had a smile glued on her face the entire time and horns up. We sang "hey hey hey goodbye" to the land thieves for a large part of the 4th quarter. That day we were loud, we wore orange, and we stayed late walking around eating corndogs and enjoying the Texas State Fair, the proud victors of the greatest game in college football. tl:dr - leave early if you're taking dart; take your kid to this game - you'll make a longhorn for life; ou sucks.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Hager has sucked but had some plays today. Thanks you long haired dummy. I love you.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Keonte, my man.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 5 - Kansas St.
Deep thoughts by CoTex: I'm sitting at 201 out of 353 participants. This means that, when it comes to football, I am below the average participant in this game. I could have randomly copied someone else's pick for the first 4 games, instead of picking myself. Had I done so, I likely would be in a better position than I presently am using my current process, intellect and intuition. Apparently I am a dumbass, which must be presumed by my presence here, but more than that, I'm a bigger dumbass than the average of you. Maybe I am aggy, and just don't know it. That is all.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 5 - Kansas St.
28-10 horns win
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2018 Fishing - Year of the big one
are we still talking about fishing?
- Texas vs TCU Game Thread
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
99.8 now. F u ESPN
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
No kidding, young, cj, duvernay, lj, whole offense fought
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Sam keeps his cool, makes a play and doesn’t go full retard. I like it.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Two good fights after catch by receivers. I like it
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
When Tcu is up by 6, ESPN has their win probability at 65. Now Texas is up 8 and win probability is only 55. How does that work?
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 4 - TCU
Texas 21 tcu 35
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 4 - TCU
Texas - 28 TCU - 13
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Klobasniky's
When I roll through West I hit up the agggy place on the west side of 35. Clean bathrooms and no traffic jam bullshit like the other place. I drove downtown to the original place once (village?). That was a waste of time. the label in the glass case has all the proper klobachniky type names but fuck that - “I want 3 jalapeño cheese kolaches - the big ones, muy pronto por favor.”
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 3 - USC
Texas - 37 USC - 14
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 2 - Tulsa
This is a bunch of b.s. Both of my picks were good, it's the team that was bad. F it all.
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Clemson @ Aggy - ESPN
Maria Taylor - would.
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
That was awesome. Locke has balls.
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
What was Hager doing to I am Sam? - I want more of it. Whip his ass if he’s not going to deliver.
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Colorado vs. Nebraska
I feel like I need to evaluate the cheer squads of both of these programs.
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Colorado vs. Nebraska
You don’t know my aunt Laura. Ever been to Wacissa Florida?
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Colorado vs. Nebraska
And my uncle could be my aunt if she had balls.
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Colorado vs. Nebraska
Osborne tried to fuck Texas in 09 because Mack could t manage a clock. whiny bitch.