Everything posted by El Hornarino
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Barry Odom fired at Mizzou
This guy would be an amazing hire for them. MU should do everything in their power to get him.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Energy, Commerce, and.. who's the third one? I can't. Sorry. Oops.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
He should be fired if he finishes the regular season 7-5 or worse. Unfortunately, he probably won't be.
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Herman: "If you want proof of how this Team is doing... Watch the Game"
10 years of four or more losses is pretty stable.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Look, nothing is fucked here, man.
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CDC's email and office phone #
A patient is most stable when they are dead.
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Texas opens as a 10.5 point favorite v Texas Tech
Our offense has been less shitty at home. On the other hand, our coaches have a knack of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. That's probably their core incompetence.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Our thing seems to be hiring coaches based on one or two big games, or maybe one good season. Skipping the useful evaluation.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 13)
(Coach Venable) - Coach V's Grades - Baylor - Offense It’s only fair that I admit it’s getting extremely difficult to stomach watching much less grading this sad mess that we call our football program these days... (Coach Venable) - Coach V's Grades - Baylor - Defense I just don’t understand what the hell goes into our thinking under this yahoo disguising our defensive plan of attack...
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 13)
I agree, we need competent coaching more than the South Endzone. Make it so.
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Banner for the Tech game
"We're Back to 0.500" in that case.
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To__ Orlan_o - _efensive Coor_inator
Rhule playing 4D chess with those comments.
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2020 Coaching Staff
That's actually more likely than our offense picking up at least 3.4 yards on each of those runs in that last series.
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Urban Meyer and all of Ohio suck.
The best reason for a move is that he wouldn't have to compete with Ohio State to win his division.
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CDC's email and office phone #
Wayne Brady might be better than Herman.
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S&P+ rankings: Overperformance or overcorrection?
I'm going to ask Fremeau to add Coaching-FEI to see where we rank.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
Russell Hine representin' the biochem.
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11.18.19 Coach Herman press conference (noon)
Not an option. If it was, it would still be a terrible idea given that our WR coaching is horrid and would probably make him worse.
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11.18.19 Coach Herman press conference (noon)
This calls into question his "genius" certification.
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11.18.19 Coach Herman press conference (noon)
Is the goal to be 1-0 this week? Is the team full of energy, and working really, really hard? Tune in later to find out.
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How long does Tom Herman survive at Texas
Just starting, eh?
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Jake Smith
Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Well, there you go. He believed those shitty run calls would go for yards. And then when they didn't, he believed another idiotic call wouldn't suck and would somehow get the first down. First downs of course being the most important thing for that series.
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the offensive "game plan"
That last series was absolute shit. Did he think there was only 52 seconds on the clock or something?
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S&P+ rankings: Overperformance or overcorrection?
Now that I know this, I will start bitching.