Everything posted by Thrawn
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
I bet she also wants to get of the base 10 numbering system to a base number that matches ever how many fingers and toes the spork-footed amongst us have.
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Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all
I pretty much exclusively drink bourbon (or other whiskies). I do have a lot of fuck-tards in my family that just drink beer. I'm going to take out all the different beers I have in my beer fridge and just stock it with Bud Light. The conversations to come should be quite entertaining.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
That was a pretty good shot by the guy with the skateboard, but damn that could have ended much worse. Assuming the guy didn't suffer any permanent damage in the fall. Well, not any worse than he had previously.
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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread
Shouldn't he be wearing a life vest? Nah, I'm sure he is a great swimmer.
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Well, I didn't include the numbers from the funds that my financial advisor takes care of, but I blame her for everything bad. Then just ignore any good gains she gets as it just being a good market. She loves me.
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I'm up 6.5% YTD and down .4% the last 12 months. I blame Biden for the YTD numbers and Trump for the shitty numbers last year. Do I have any logical reason to do so? No. That is just how this works, right?
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
I live in Florida and have been to many events featuring shitty GOP politicians and just plain horrible human beings. It is part of my wife's job to go to a lot of events. I keep my mouth shut and make sure I don't drink that much. I then go home and hit the good bourbon to reward myself for not going ape shit on somebody.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Can we please kick her ass off any committees now? Seriously, how can Republicans not be ashamed of this idiot? Never mind. I think I know the answer.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
For someone who has an IQ even approaching triple digits, and IP ban won't mean shit. Then again, maybe that is sufficient in this case.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Did she say billion with a B? Ha ha ha.
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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves
Obligatory.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I wonder if I can reprogram that figurine to say "I love pole!"? That would make for a good WTH? type gift for those MAGA types in my family.
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Demings-Rubio debate streaming now
I'm voting for her, but besides my wife, I don't know a single other person that is. Even my friends that are so called moderates. I just can't understand it. My best guess is that she wasn't that well known before now and that his negative attack ads are working. The counter to that should be that it is well known that Marco Rubio is a piece of shit. So anyone should be a better fit than him. That just doesn't seem to be what is happening here in the suburbs. Yet another reason I'm looking for the "END RUN" button to get out of the current simulation.
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Velma enjoys the ladies
Worse. He is a dog that identifies as a cat and actually uses a litter box. Probably why all of these damn schools are all allowing such shenanigans in our classrooms.
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2022 Senate Elections
I can’t say that I see Rubio losing this one, but I can say that even though I personally voted against him last time. I didn’t have an overly negative opiojoon of him. I just mostly didn’t want the Republicans to have that vote in the Senate. Now, I can’t fucking stand him. He has proven himself to be a troll and a boot licker. Just an all around asshole. Not quite like Rafael, but close. Very much a fit for the Trumplicans that I’m sure love him. Hopefully there are plenty of others that feel the same way I do. Probably not enough. Although, I will be giving money to Val and hoping for the best.
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How Fox News works
I feel like neg rep should be handed out to anyone who posts that without a spoiler. Then again, an actual US Senator posted that like it was something to be proud of. Original sin, blah blah blah.
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Little Marco shows his ass... again
Republican congress folks: A month ago: The democrats should have codified abortion at some point in the last 50 years. It is their own fault. Now: A bill to secure marriage rights for everyone isn’t necessary and is a stupid waste of time.
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Right Wing Extremist Violence Thread
We have a daily subscription to that paper. I must have missed that particular piece. Damn, these MAGA types are getting way to comfortable here in this era. Their bullshit businesses (like Truth, or whatever the Trump media company is called). Plus another Trump ripoff company. To Flynn moving here and dragging other big name pieces of shit with him. Those assholes are constantly putting on events. Now apparently at least a small group of Proud Boys. Fuck.
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The Supremes
So, I'm sure we will quickly see the laws adjusted to hold men equally at fault if a pregnancy ends in abortion in a state where it is outlawed. Right?
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Which leads to the question, is she actually human? Her lack of humanity and fucked up feet lead me to the conclusion that she is not human.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Rocky Mountain Ditchpig?
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January 6th Committee Hearings Thread of Dominance
That is amazing. I tend to live by the sage wisdom of one Mr. Patrick Ewing. Yes, I make a lot of money, but I also spend a lot of money. Although, not enough to be paycheck to paycheck. What a country indeed.
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How Fox News works
Tucker looks smarter after one marijuana.
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The Supremes
Alito can eat a Bob Stoops special, mega size, bag of dicks.
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The 01-06-21 Select Committee Thread
Seems to be quite the shit list, figuratively and literally.