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Bama Chick

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Everything posted by Bama Chick

  1. She’s the definition of an empty suit. Oh and she was a Chi O. I knew it. She’s has those vacant hootie owl eyes and fake smile that masks a deviant evil soul who repented for snorting cocaine at the SAE house on Saturday by showing up with her flat ironed bob and festooned in a sundress for Sunday school.
  2. The shooter from Alabama? A licensed ATF firearms dealer.
  3. lol No shit, Mo? The crazy Snow Monkey (TM @RDCanecutter ) finally figured it out.
  4. Sexist, racist, stupid, and loud. The Republican Party!
  5. Trust when I tell you she will not be surprised but grateful he’s wasting his time being an internet loser weirdo and not pestering her.
  6. lol Slick Willie’s still got it.
  7. He came very close - closer than any Texas Democrat in decades - to winning a statewide election. And his strategy of visiting every single county - no matter how red - was a huge part of his campaign. I can’t count the number of anecdotes I heard about people who changed their minds about him after seeing him in person. He does retail old school politics very well.
  8. Oh cool. Vestavia Hills. Very nice Birmingham suburb - not Mountain Brook rich but probably the second old money suburb. Went for 63% for Trump.
  9. No wonder this country is going down the tubes. Everyone’s main takeaway is to bitch about the presentation style of the speaker and not discussing the actual important substance of his testimony. If real life isn’t as interesting as episode of “Better Call Saul”, we can’t be bothered. We are going to get the idiotic malevolent country we deserve.
  10. Nahhhhh Red flag laws are just “political grandstanding”. The “mental health issue” plaguing our broken country is our unhealthy and destructive obsession with guns.
  11. Nah. Dildos are useful and provide pleasure. This lot are as useful as tits on a boar and not a single one of them has ever given pleasure to another human being.
  12. Do you wear Oakleys? A ball cap? A Columbia fishing shirt? Do you have a goatee/half beard? Do you have a close cut haircut?
  13. Not to ignore the hooker allegations - lol I can’t believe that’s a real sentence I have to type - but….. Y’all. I don’t believe in God but I’m beginning to believe we are in a simulation orchestrated by Andy Kaufman and Hunter S. Thompson and George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
  14. I’m actually surprised he’s still alive.
  15. Talk about infringing on his right to bear arms.
  16. Domestic terrorcunt.
  17. I mean, GOTDAMN
  18. lol “Nothing will stop us” Well, except a bullet in the neck.
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