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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. But Alabama should have been in the playoffs!
  2. On the other hand, by this time next year, me and my posse of folks with TexAgs socks are going to be claiming that, last year, Billy said that Elko is the next Dan Campbell and that A&M is the new Lions. Watch and learn.
  3. That's a lot of words to say "We suck. We have always sucked. We always will suck. It's tradition."
  4. I can't think I've ever seen a walk out of these proportions. I guess the good thing is that the Sooners can promise immediate playing time to anybody who signs up.
  5. I'm going to hell.
  6. Not to mention he put on the greatest concert in Washington D.C. history ... maybe the greatest concert in world history.
  7. Probably at least partly a function of shooting threes so well.
  8. If being addicted to Aggie misery is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  9. It's not because the entire world looks at the milkmen and the dead collie scoreboard and the elephant walk and various places on campus where the grass is sacred and can only be walked upon by seniors and says "those are some fucking weirdos."
  10. I am reading this thread and think that it's really fucked up to see so many people on here either celebrating murder or sympathizing with the killer. No one here should be judge, jury and executioner when it comes to life and death. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company authored in order to maximize profits from your death.
  11. Somebody needs to get a TexAgs account with the handle "Discount Jimbo" just to see how long it lasts.
  12. Liucci's premium is seventeen dollars per month? Just another indication of how stupid aggies are compared to Longhorns. We pay only 9.95 per month for our propaganda.
  13. Elko is "BCG at Kentucky?" Yeah, because when I think of football analogues to Kentucky basketball the first team I think of is Texas A&M.
  14. The Elk apparently belched into a microphone during the post-game presser. I would not want to be in the room with an elk belch.
  15. My dad scared the shit out of me on many occasions and look how successful and well-adjusted I turned out.
  16. Jesus he is enormous. Like a beached whale in black.
  17. "Floppy labia" is the preferred nomenclature.
  18. "And fuck off off if you think this is TMI, have haven't gotten pussy since 2024. Wife was seven months preggo at the at point and we couldn't risk her having another kid." You really can't describe how dumb Sooners are. Having said that, I wouldn't have believed it, but Sooner tears are just as delicious as Aggie tears.
  19. Liucci: Texas, which has one national championship in the last 50 years, in 2006, is not a modern blue blood. Also Liucci: Notre Dame, which has one national championship in the last 47 years, in 1988, IS a modern blue blood. Guess we'll have to win a national championship to make Billy see that we're a modern blue blood.
  20. ANCHORS AWEIGH, MY FRIEND ... ANCHORS AWEIGH!
  21. I think it's drugs. Ketamine and others.
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