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  1. fuck. worked so hard to get it to the fifth match. oh well. on to the men.
  2. this is stressful TV watching.
  3. Park with a big birdie putt. down 2 with 3 to go. fuck me. i'm on delay.
  4. Daily Beast agrees with you. https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/dance-mom-on-hacks-is-the-best-character-on-tv/
  5. NCAA match play finals is one of the most underappreciated events in all of sports. men's and women's. it gets so tense. good lord, Stanford is so fucking loaded. but Stanford/Florida State in the semis could be great (assuming they both win). Lottie Woad and Ting will give Stanford trouble. come on Horns. i'd love to win this national championship.
  6. Best new character this season for me was Miss Eggy. She fucking cooked. Here’s the unedited part that got bleeped. Her second appearance last night.
  7. The Please Don’t Destroy video they did last night was the funniest thing SNL did all season.
  8. Ava’s kids book for DJ’s kid had me dying.
  9. Golf gods have not been kind to Rahm on the last two holes.
  10. Rahm trying to make things interesting. Davis Riley with a snowman on a par 5. Just terrible. Wedge into the water, then a 3 putt.
  11. Newcastle is easily the most unlikable team in the Premier League. Team full of assholes. Not sure where to start. Thug Dan Burn, Bruno G(oon), diving Anthony Gordon, meathead Joelington, gambling Tonali. Just trash.
  12. I’ll quote myself.
  13. yep. one of the soccer guys i listen to on Dallas radio had the same thought when the lineups were announced.
  14. Third best day of her life.
  15. Offside. 1-0 Palace.
  16. Palace up 2-0 on City in the FA cup final. This would mean the world to Palace. Subject to VAR.
  17. damnit Jhonny. just missed a tap in for bogey on 18. finished with a double bogey. shot 1 under today, 8 under for the tourney. clubhouse leader. hope that stroke doesn't bite him in the ass.
  18. how about a reality show where illegal immigrants have plastic surgery to become the most unrecognizable from their former selves? winner gets to stay with a new identity.
  19. does anybody actually like all of these Wright Thompson essays? we get it. the tourney is in the South. we don't need homespun homilies multiple times a day. Max Homa going low today. that's out of nowhere. Jhonny V is nice and steady. 1 under after 10 holes today. 3 shot lead.
  20. Stockport just hit the goalpost in the last minute of extra time. good lord.
  21. 1-1. Stockport just missed a golden opportunity to win it in stoppage time.
  22. Leyton Orient scores in the third minute. come on Charlie! https://www.goal.com/en-us/lists/EFL-league-one-playoff-charlie-kelman-american-soccer-most-prolific-striker-a-usmnt-chance/bltfecd9bd8a0796a35
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