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Gardner Barnes

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  1. He is like the leader from the Simpsons.
  2. Oh look. He found a way to make it about himself. That’s new...
  3. It’s amazing. They literally hate it and get so fucking mad. In 1995 a guy that was maybe half my size and 40 years older than me said “if you say that again I’m going to ask you to step outside” We were already standing outside of the tackle box. Idiot. Anyway I looked at him and said it again and he charged at me and took a swing. But he missed and fell. I laughed so fucking hard. His fat wife went on and on about disrespect etc. We got out of there after that because the police were starting to walk over.
  4. It was pretty consistently chanted the day James Brown beat aggy on one leg. In fact it started a fight at field level.
  5. I think Doc finally ran out of nouns “Everywhere you look they are standing and waving those red....things”
  6. Just awesome hustle and then finish by Smith-Pelly Tom Wilson does not get the benefit of the doubt at all. Looked like they pushed his head in the ice there while he was Dow.
  7. If K graduation is for the moms how do we explain the stupid ass 5th grade and 8th grade “graduations” I attended last week. Who the hell were those for. The kids didn’t give a shit.
  8. Very underrated submission.
  9. The Cosby Sweaters made me lol
  10. Great article with make at home pan style recipes https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/05/29/magazine/corporate-delivery-pie-pan-pizza.html?emc=edit_ck_20180601&nl=cooking&nlid=6234723720180601&te=1
  11. Give me a few. Here are my ideas. Jimbo Hardin House Driveby Kolache
  12. Plus Washington didn’t have any teeth so he wouldn’t give a fuck if you punched him in the mouth.
  13. Good list. I need to watch The Wire and GoT. Both have been on my list for years and I have never gotten around to either.
  14. So does your mom.
  15. Im down for more smash mouth talk
  16. Ps. F Tony’s and John’s roast pork. They are too far.
  17. Which one?!
  18. It’s not uninformed. Cs are chronically underrated.
  19. For real. This was a few years ago but you just don’t get this kind of thing in any other sport. I love the Stanley Cup playoffs - perhaps even more when my team isn’t in it.
  20. Not to mention like 6 dudes rolling around on the ice pushing and shoving after the horn sounded. It’s like when Clubber Lang pushed Rocky’s face. It’s so on.
  21. Yep. That was insane. How does he hold the paddle like that and not give to the momentum of the puck.
  22. Seriously. The dude was like 6’4 240 Also. This thread is awesome. Perhaps the first great original Surly thread. I submit James K Polk. Look at this fucking mullet. He may have been a mediocre president but you know not a fuck is given because mullet.
  23. Doc is the best there is. I say this every single year -I love everything about the Stanley Cup playoffs but I especially love Doc’s call. Can’t think of another broadcaster that is this good at calling his sport.
  24. This is what they have done all year. It’s so awful but at the same time so appropriate. #Vegas
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