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Jimbaround

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  1. Not really, but maybe. PM me with some ideas.
  2. Good haul today.
  3. How win tonight. I can’t imagine the amount of butt-clench going in tomorrow down 3-0.
  4. Smoltz just looks like a smug prick. What a punchable face.
  5. You’ve got Biff’s future sports book, don’t you?
  6. Rally beer? It’s Astro colors... kind of.
  7. That’s the spirit!
  8. You’re a good one minute ahead of our television feed.
  9. Why chase that Carlos?
  10. Why chase that Carlos?
  11. Pina being crafty. They were deep and he intentionally hit a blooper fly.
  12. Chill, it was one bad pitch. I would feel much worse for my future if I were a Nats fan.
  13. What’s the matter Dillon, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Impossible not to read these in an Arnold voice.
  14. Smoltz sounds like he’s going to cry.
  15. Looks like it’s going to be one of those nights. Thank God it’s Saturday.
  16. Trivia: that dude was married to Christina Hendricks for 10 years. Just recently got divorced.
  17. Alvarez is a wasted spot in the lineup.
  18. Tapa sucks a dick tonight.
  19. How about the chick in the Diamond boxes who’s going to strain something with as wildly as she’s waving that towel?
  20. How about the chick in the Diamond boxes who’s going to strain something with as wildly as she’s waving that towel?
  21. Damn, quotes the wrong post.
  22. 27 mph wind gusts blowing to the outfield. Bet those overs folks.
  23. 80:20 time of possession differential. Keep the ball out of Mahomes’ hands and you increase your chance to win.
  24. Running game is gashing KC today.
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