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MrBig

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  1. That red zone pass play looked a little too familiar.
  2. He looks like one of the precogs from Minority Report.
  3. I prefer to call them Texas Tick
  4. Are you cheering for aggy tonight too?
  5. It would help if they showed the damn replay
  6. Just tuned in. “Chief consultant to the Head Coach” is a job title I haven’t heard before. Sounds better than special assistant.
  7. Elon is so fucking stupid. It’s like if Mack Brown tried electronically change the pitch of his voice but kept using the phrase “scares you to death” and name dropped Sally a few times. We know it’s you dude. Your voice is so unique that auto tune can’t even fucking mask who you are.
  8. BV is even worse. At least Charlie Strong had some guys who made it to the NFL. I don’t see anyone on this OU team making a career out of playing football.
  9. It’s no fun here without you since we haven’t heard from @Thatguy all day.
  10. I’d prefer this thread be called the rickshaw of evil
  11. This thread has become the KlattSuckers vs Q-Anons (no CR). Winning a title will wash all of this shit away and convert everyone here into dedicated Sarkaholics.* *Disclaimer: This is a lighthearted joke and not a shot at Sark. It’s meant to describe all the Sark cocksucking that will be taking place here after winning a title.
  12. There’s nothing wrong with being a cocksucker as long as you can get the job done inside the 20.
  13. @Longhornlove actually called you the Klatt cocksucker and said the word “yummy” like he has some skin in the cocksucking game
  14. I had all my deep football fantasies fulfilled for a lifetime watching Vince Young play like he was invincible in 2005. So forgive me if I want my football orgasms satisfied by a VY type of elite QB while you are satisfied with jerking off to Quinn’s bus driver game management level of play.
  15. Why do those who say Quinn has no faults not understand sarcasm?
  16. Aside from the OL pass blocking being an issue (despite Quinn throwing for 358), how does the other shit explain why Quinn can’t throw a pass TD in the red zone? I’d like to say it’s receivers dropping the ball, but once we’re inside the 20, Quinn can’t even throw the ball close to the receivers because it’s all floaters sailing out of the back of the end zone.
  17. You’re throwing teammates under the bus again. “Everyone fucked up their jobs but Quinn was money because he threw for 358.” Yet he struggles throwing pass TDs in the red zone according to you because our rushing ypc in the red zone is too low. Instead of blaming others for Quinn’s shortcomings, just own it that Quinn struggles to score pass TDs in the red zone. He’s still a goddamn wizard at moving the team up and down the field with his ability to put the team in a position to score. Those 358 yards didn’t just come out of thin air. See how that works? I can praise and criticize Quinn all in one post without blaming others for his achievements and faults.
  18. You must be my insomnia twin because I also caught this movie for the first time this week too. The whole time I kept thinking Heather Graham was a terrible actress and she was much better in the movie with Chris Klein where she thought she was fucking her brother.
  19. The actual quote was “Texas was able to beat Clemson even though Klubnik was Superman.” Here you go fucking lying again and making shit up like you always do.
  20. Herbie is just projecting. He’s pissed he couldn’t nepo baby his kids into the Ohio State football program and his head is exploding that his son is going to Michigan. So he’s projecting by saying teams got into the CFP who didn’t deserve it while other more deserving teams were left out.
  21. Well technically we ran for 58 yards in the Georgia game and Quinn’s sacks added a -27 the rushing total making it 31 yards. So fucking what? Clemson ran for 76 yards against us and Klubnik put the team on his back and nearly got them within 7 if they didn’t get stuffed on the 1 yard line. The QB is supposed to step up and make shit happen when the running game sucks, not sulk around and have guys like you blaming the lack of offensive production on the shitty run game. Having a QB who is unable to score points with passing plays despite having a great statistical number of passing yards is pretty shitty considering our QB is a 5* and the guy calling plays is Steve Sarkisian.
  22. It’s almost as if all the talking heads didn’t watch Texas games and just looked at the stats all season. And then when people actually watched Texas play during the SEC Championship game, they said wait a minute, this is the offense Texas is rolling with? It’s not like all the talking heads decided to coordinate with each other and shit on Quinn at the same time. They’ve just finally watched a full Texas game with the offense we’ve been seeing since Quinn came back from injury.
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