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God help me, I have to spend a night in Fayetteville!
Roline’s Guest Hoose. Or you could always stay in Round Top or La Grange instead of Fayetteville.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Add catfish noodling. Then perfect.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Mayonnaise is terrible. Jalapeño Mayo is delicious. As is the Jalapeño mustard they sell.
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Shits going down with the Royals
People with her financial means don’t usually go to MD Anderson. The doctors from Anderson, Sloan and Cleveland go to them.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
A&M is an embarrassment to the state of Texas.
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USAA lost 1.3 billion dollars last year
I’ve been with USAA for 20+ years. I knew I was overpaying for homeowners, but when they tried to raise my rate by 20% this year I finally caved. I made one phone call to Allstate and they gave me the exact same coverage for 60% less. My auto rate was competitive, but I switched both. Clowns.
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Using a leaf blower on your lawn? That’s a blasting!
When gas powered leaf blowers are outlawed only outlaws will have gas powered leaf blowers.
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Fastest NFL player ever?
Think fast. Run fast.
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I live in CA but I didn't realize how bad it's gotten
Dave Whiteman: Max, I think it’s time you stopped all this screwing around and started to learn the hanger business. Max Whiteman: I don't like hangers. Dave Whiteman: You don't like hangers? It’s hangers that clothe you, and it’s hangers that feed you!
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Millennium Falcon of AWESOMNESS
Well done.
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Name drop a former college football player who people may have forgotten about
yeah, go fuck yourself if you’ve already forgotten about Stonie Clark
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Lovell Pinkney
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Basic tents
Tent poles? mmm-hmm You already have a tent? Well, something like that. Well, you give me the model number on the tent and I can order you the poles. Nah, never mind I want a tent. Well, what kind of tent? The kind with the most poles.
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