Everything posted by TexasEx
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Urban Meyer or bust
The twinkle in his eye with the slight smirk. We saw it. He knows it. We all know it. Get in the bunker or get the fuck out.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
So you’re saying he hurt so bad, he didn’t want to take his hurt ass to Texas and harm the program because he bleeds orange? I’ll allow it.
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Urban Meyer or bust
NSIAP https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/texas-longhorns/2020/11/17/despite-tom-hermans-self-confidence-urban-meyers-allure-may-prove-too-powerful-for-texas-to-ignore/
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Urban Meyer or bust
The hell? We are watching Shelly’s tweets. Same with RapGameLarry. We are analyzing sideburns. We. Are. Paying. Attention.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Unless I’m dumb I feel like we’re missing the main proclamation in this thread. Did scottbutter claim CUM is a Texas lock?
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Urban Meyer or bust
This is why we are all in on CUM. We want his DNA all over the program for the next decade and for many years after he retires.
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Urban Meyer or bust
He’s catholic.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I mean. Sounds like a commentary on our team’s problems.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yeah, yeah.. silence is a good thing so lemme just post this here on the webs.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yeah. I mean, if it's F Tom Herman, it's FFFFFF Zach Smith.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Tend to agree, especially in contrast to the near daily 995er reports we saw over the past few weeks. Our resident thot spotter @hornfromdallas has been quiet too, but he may just have a mouth full of glizzies.
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Urban Meyer or bust
RapGameLarry said some of the 995'ers were hedging on CUM to Texas. Anyone have that?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Wait’l he hears what futureman has in mind!
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Urban Meyer or bust
You don't have to convince us (save for futurefistman) that we want CUM. We do.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Phase 1 complete. Initiate Phase 2.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Thought someone on surly suggested something along those lines. Then saw some random suggest the same on twitter. Dude looks unwell compared to last year. Could just be stress or some other personal issue. Pure speculation on my part.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Someone suggested TH may be interested in some kind of a separation? Anyone hearing that?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Group zoom fisting sesh?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
So the future of our program depends on Iowa Fucking State. Ok, cool. Hook 'Em.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
There's some obscure update on TFB.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
He's on to something. No way we lose this game. Absolutely impossible.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I miss the days of giddy optomism and sideburn analysis. Now it's all "no news is good news, right?" and fisting offers.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I mean we need to keep the thread hot so CUM knows we’re still interested but this is not what I had in mind.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Sort of feeling like this thread has hit a low point.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The difference is we aren’t going to fuck this one up. CDC and the big nuts are going all in. The stars have aligned, and when all is said and done we will see the best decade of Texas Football in history. ...is what I tell myself before bed each night while reading all the bad shit about our program.