Everything posted by SwanderedTalent
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DMX dead.
last time you saw that nigga? last time you'll SEE that nigga!
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Dominique's Sweater Tonight
titties rueda too
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
the phrase "side hustle" why don't you hustle on up to the side of my dick
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
Alabama and Georgia, to name two, now cut the house lights and do something with red LED lighting. it's.... non-traditional, but it's cool in its own way. I like it better than having 640 different uniform permutations or dumb shit like the Red Sox wearing light blue and gold. I will be surprised if we don't start doing something like this:
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I'm An Alcoholic
I want to dive in and respond to some of these great posts but just heard a great story on a podcast, which-- to my mild surprise-- I had not heard before called "The Vinegar Tasters". So there's these three Chinese dudes, you have probably heard of them, Confucius and Buddha and Lao Tzu, and they're tasting vinegar. Confucius tastes it and says "Feh! Bitter! Spoiled wine." Buddha tastes it and screws up his face in distaste and then sighs and says, "Well there you go, that's my desire for something pleasant interfering with my ability to just experience the taste". Lao Tzu tastes it and says, "Yup, that's vinegar alright, doing what it does".
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Paul Pierce gets Costanza'd
or in "rehab"
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Fuck Baylor and fuck Scott Drew
pretty much the most Sportsball Clown World 2021 image possible Gonzaga wasn't one of the fifty best college teams I'd ever seen even before last night. Baylor's not either. The style of play nowadays looks like intramural/pickup ball circa 1993, except that the dudes can dunk and hit more than 25% of their threes. Otherwise it's the same thing: scramble the ball around the perimeter until someone decides "time to try to score" and either jacks a three or dribbles into traffic.
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Fuck Baylor and fuck Scott Drew
yesterday there was an article, probably memory-holed, that said "GONZAGA ALREADY HAS PROVEN THEY ARE AMONG THE ALL-TIME GREATS" before the championship game
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus
it's piss
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2021 NCAA Tournament - Meta thread
there's mistake #1
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Roy Williams retires, UNC hires Hubert Davis
Definitely. And the way John Feinstein tells it, Guthridge really didn't like the reaction he got from the fan base, which hastened his departure. Like he was surprised by the criticism he got in years two and three. Who knows, Feinstein's stories waver here and there.
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Roy Williams retires, UNC hires Hubert Davis
right but he said Guthridge stepped down to make way for Williams, which is accurate to some degree because everyone associated with Carolina thought Williams would take the job at that point
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Roy Williams retires, UNC hires Hubert Davis
You have to admit, our rooting interest aside, it would be fucking hilarious to everyone else if he did bounce on us and go to UNC
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Disagree on both counts. By "the process", I mean the process of the athletic director leading the coaching search, and I don't know where you'd get the idea our BMDs are "less" involved than most. Certainly not Ohio State's.
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Chris Beard to Texas
oh Chris Beard? well, he said his dream job was Texas Tech, so.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Honestly the way that whole thing went down, I'm not going to blame him if Sarkisian doesn't work out. It seems obvious that football head coach hiring is still the one area in which the BMDs are not willing to let go and trust the process.
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Roy Williams retires, UNC hires Hubert Davis
I hope they do this, just because I'm not bought into the idea that these long-term NBA guys can successfully run college programs.
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Chris Beard to Texas
when your best counter offer is "COACH I GIVE YOU FREE BUTT LASER FOR HEMMROIDS" you got problems
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Chris Beard to Texas
<--- raises hand, guilty
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Chris Beard to Texas
4) DM Tamar Bates and say "OK dude I am not black but I AM the head coach at Texas. Do you want to play here y/n? "
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Shaka Smart - Out at UT In at Marquette
hey Marquette FYI if Chris Beard sucks here, you can have him too in five years
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Chris Beard to Texas
Fucking A, CDC.
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Roy Williams retires, UNC hires Hubert Davis
did he say "this is my dweam job" at his introductory press conference? because it's game over man if he did
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Roy Williams retires, UNC hires Hubert Davis
has he signed his Marquette contract yet, asked no one
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College basketball coaching carousel: 2025 edition
yeah @Prepuce of Doom is right, when you do it by total wins it slants towards the modern 30+ game season, but I was still surprised Davis and especially Miller were that high on IU's list. Tom Herman is in a three-way tie for 7th at UT in football wins (I guess he'd be higher if not for the truncated 2020 season). John Mackovic is 6th. To give you some idea. Indiana blew it by firing cheatin' ass Kevbo Sampson. They should have just shrugged and said "so fucking what". They'd probably have a national title since, at least a couple Final Fours. At this point, programs should probably just ignore any rule breaking related to amateurism. If the coach is covering up a murder or double-digit rapes or pederasty that's different, and so is SMU style institutional payrolla, but caring about "we broke NCAA rules" is completely jejune in the era of AAU and player handlers. Maybe it always was, who knows.