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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Honestly, I’d rather have last year’s line.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Yeah, that guy. Our line was a disaster, regardless, but his game against us probably got him half those votes. We had no running game without Colt scrambling. Our pass game had to be quick all year because we had no pass pro. We were straight ass up front. We weren’t much better in 08.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Our OL was complete shit in 09. Need I remind you of the attempted murder of Colt McCoy by Ndamukong Suh in which no one wearing a number between 50 and 79 offered any assistance whatsoever?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe “deviant” and “deviate” are similar. I only know this because the word “deviate” is used in the criminal codes in phrases such as, “deviate sexual behavior.” It used to irritate the hell out of me.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
I believe that was one of Sark’s goals when he got here.
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Oklahoma Recruiting 2024: Sunken Eyes and Licking Lips
He’s nursing, man. Take it easy.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
Reminds me of the one about never asking a man where he’s from. If he’s from Texas, he’ll tell you. If he’s not, you don’t want to embarrass him.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
Might’ve been cool if they’d used actual football highlights.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
Dude, I always misread your handle as USANALonghorn. I’m glad you cleared that up. Seriously, though, thanks for your service.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It’s just PTSD from repeated roles as bridesmaid.
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SEC mega screenshots
Seriously! I just want to take those idiots by the hand and point them to any list of college rankings that ever existed and say, “if you’ll just peruse these lists, you’ll see why your coaches gave little to no pursuit. They learned education was important to the young man, and they moved on, as that’s one of the things your school does not offer.” I’m pretty sure both McKinley and the coaches are only interacting to placate the locals. They may not know where he’s going, but they know it ain’t LSU.
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Oklahoma Recruiting 2024: Sunken Eyes and Licking Lips
I made myself watch that Neenja garbage, but that’s where I draw the line. You might as well have posted an Ian Boyd story.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Exactly.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
That may be the trick to keeping him healthy.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yeah, he’s a hometown kid. He’s going to OU, but they are sweating it hard. I have former co-workers and some in-laws who live up there. They’re already catatonic over the Nwaneri loss. They’re convinced right now that Stone is one decent NIL deal away from gone. It’s a lot of fun to watch. I think we should make a run at him just to see their reaction and drive up his price.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Does the age of the party impact enforceability in these contracts? Let’s just say I know people who have a ton of Columbia House invoices from their middle school years that never got paid.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I forced myself to watch it once. It was more like a challenge just to see if I could get through it. It took two attempts, but I did it, and now I hate myself for it. And I hate myself for laughing uncontrollably as she did her ninja chops in that poor Asian girl’s face. You bastards are a bad influence.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
If the gooners miss on Stone, the meltdown will be beyond epic. I don’t think I’m that lucky.
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Oklahoma Recruiting 2024: Sunken Eyes and Licking Lips
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
What the hell do black uniforms have to do with the military or veterans? Do we have ninjas in our military now?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
The one hire Sark didn’t try to make that still irritates me.- 2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
Agree to disagree.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Cornerback recruiting is starting to get on my nerves.- 2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
And that was without being drunk AF for months at a time. Pete Carroll was a bum prior to USC.- 2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
A good QB who understands and executes RPO is a good counter, but there’s a lot of pre and post snap chess required that our QBs haven’t recently had the experience to play. Of course, an experienced, bulldozing, massive OL is also a good counter. Haven’t had that in a while, either. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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