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MrPhlegm

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  1. to thoughts of Marie Osmond coffee enema no doubt
  2. my guess is that when our new oc gets here we will be calling this exact play. A LOT.
  3. well since thay is herbie's my guess they is butt nekkid in the locker room trying not to think of Marie Osmond coffee enema.
  4. Marie Osmond butt nekkid coffee enema. try not to think of it.
  5. he should get the Marie Osmond special
  6. booooo just for that try not to think of this gettin a coffee colonic enema as you try to go to sleep tonight
  7. clemson should quick kick here
  8. eat shit herbie
  9. that's what Marie said.
  10. no. according to Marie plenty of shit. She said "they emptied her of poisons" uh ok babe. besides she has HUUUUUUUGE uh tracts of land.
  11. hell I'd smash Columbia too.
  12. The Talk. I'm retired so sometimes I watch daytime tv. It's on at 2est here in Orlando on cbs. would smash all of The Talk ladies. Marie voulunteered this last week sometime. but she said they were coffee colonics so they are BIG coffee enemas like two gallons. weeeeeee sploooosh! apparently Marie is freaky deaky.
  13. it better than the aggy post game call in show?
  14. who gives a shit. I'm makin gumbo for the title game.
  15. or Marie. Pooper. Starbutts!
  16. I'd rather smash Magenta. or Janet
  17. did you know that Marie Osmond likes coffee enemas?
  18. it's just a jump to the left
  19. he won't be coaching in Dallas. Dallas has no football team.
  20. sounds like my ex is there
  21. fuck you Mensa fuck you Mack
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