Everything posted by Richard Kimball
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
True story: I went to a McDonald's and bought a meal that was $5.37. Gave the girl a ten and reached into my pocket and pulled out .37 cents. She'd already entered $10 into the register. She looked at me blankly. I said, "Just give me two fives and a ten." She started getting it out of the register. I had to stop her, and explain it was a joke, and to just give me a five.
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You can time travel to any time/event in the past... where you going?
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
The quote was cut off when I replied. The original comment was: I never wear a cowboy hat indoors. Baseball hat indoors, depends.
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Lame joke thread
Formerly, he was named Sneed.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Riding in the back of the pickup. That's the big one.
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
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Fuck Brett Yormark
- Gary Patterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy
Here's my perspective from a guy who quit covering the program last July, so info may be out of date. Baylor didn't want to pay Aranda's buyout. That's why he's still there. Not sure this is Aranda's decision, or if he even makes any decisions. Impression I got in 2022 was that he didn't run the program, but the program ran around him. Patterson has a hard on for the Frogs, so he may just want to go to a team they utterly hate and try to screw them over. If Baylor beats TCU and Patterson goes to SMU, he'll be going for the trifecta. No clue if he's going to run the program like Barzini ran the mob, but there's an insane leadership void on that team right now, and if Patterson is there every day, he'll get sucked into having to be a leader, whether he wants to or not.- 2024 NFL Playoffs- Conference Championship Games
Yeah, and the NFL paid Taylor Swift a lot of money to fake that romance and go to the games. They're not going to let that investment go down the drain. https://themessenger.com/sports/taylor-swift-generated-331-5-million-chiefs-nfl- 2024 NFL Playoffs- Conference Championship Games
Carries*- 2024 NFL Playoffs - Divisional Round
- 2024 NFL Playoffs - Divisional Round
Funniest thing to me about the playoffs is that there are people who think Taylor Swift and whoever that fucker with the Chiefs is are really dating, and money hasn't changed hands to get Swift to show up at the games.- Bye bye, Sports Illustrated?
Sports Illustrated, like daily newspapers, was going to die anyway. Replacing all the editors with chicks that don't care about sports accelerated the speed of the death, but the reason for the magazine ceased to exist several years ago. There were three things that made Sports Illustrated popular: great photographs, the swimsuit issue, and some talented writers. While I wasn't a huge fan of Peter King, George Plimpton, or Paul Zimmerman, they each had a style. You didn't need to read the byline to recognize their writing. Plimpton could make a story out of nothing, like when he worked out with the Detroit Lions, ran three plays in a preseason game, and got multiple stories and a book out of it(Paper Lion.) In an era where everyone with a webcam has their own sports channel, nobody's going to stand out that much. It's like nobody will ever be another Johnny Carson, cause if Carson was still around, he wouldn't be Johnny Carson, dominating the airwaves. He lived in an era where there were three channels, and maybe one other late night host at a time. I think it was close to ten years ago that SI fired all their photographers and started using freelancers. After that, their photos started looking just like everyone else's photos. Going to the trannies and fatties in the swimsuit issue alienated their core audience. Looking back on the last forty years, it's crazy how many models became famous from being on the cover of that issue. Christie Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs, Elle McPherson, Kathy Ireland. Even leaving out the fatties and trannies, in 2022, Kim Kardashian was a swimsuit model. Guys who spend their lives avoiding seeing Kim Kardashian don't want to open up the swimsuit issue and see her botoxed plastic surgery face and fake boobs. The biggest thing, though, is that up until the internet, there was a limited supply of information and illustration about specific teams and sports. Like what happened to sportscenter, nobody has to wait to see highlights anymore, and they don't have to wait a week to see photos of big sporting events. IF they had people who cared about sports running it, they may have been able to hang around by doing commemorative editions for NFL, NBA, and college championships, the swimsuit issue, etc. Hell, they could probably sell 100,000 copies of a Michigan football issue, cause every Wolverine fan would keep that forever. I still have my 2005 Longhorn issue.- Bye bye, Sports Illustrated?
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee- Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
The Cowboys have had the same coach since Jimmy left the building. I've posted this before, but the last Cowboys game I watched was when Jason Garrett iced his own kicker. Was working on a project and had the ESPN gamecast and this thread up. Not gonna throw bombs at guys who still support the Cowboys. Hell, I started watching when Meredith was QB, Don Perkins was fullback. It just got painful watching this zombie corpse wearing Cowboys gear stagger around.- Cowboys 'n Dolphins
Damn, who fucked your girl, just chill. Who hasn't?- ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
- BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
She's looking at something $5000+, and wants you to say, "Oh, OK babe, whatever you want." so you can get back to the game and she can get her diamond studded salt shaker.- Pac 12 Championship - Oregon v Washington 7pm ABC
Ohio State is 11-1. They won't be playing tomorrow, so what they are is what they are until their bowl game. Can't see them sneaking into the picture with one less win than six other schools.- TNF - Cowboys v. Seahawks
I don't know if he missed the block or saw Parsons, got this exact look in his eyes, and said, "Nah, Imma block this guy over here, instead." Haven't watched NFL in a while, so, random thoughts from a guy that's now a total casual. It was GREAT on the last two Dallas defensive series to see them go after the QB instead of dropping everyone and letting them work underneath. Prevent defenses are the worst. Do all NFL players piss and moan for a flag after every damn play, now? You don't need to do a thug pose after a three yard gain. The game's better with the sound off. The former Seattle player that was running his mouth on the halftime show needs to drink a big cup of shut the fuck up.- TNF - Cowboys v. Seahawks
Liked that they went after the QB instead of playing soft.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
You bring up a great point. One of the toughest things about being a head coach is keeping control of the program. Everybody involved in these programs is an alpha personality. All the players, all the BMDs, and most of the coordinators and assistant coaches have a Jerry Jones fantasy, where they're calling the shots. One of Saban's strengths is he can tell people to sit their asses down and start rowing with the rest of the team and make it stick. One of the reasons it's hard to find a good fit for Texas is that the higher the program profile, the more powerful the power players. Nah, Aranda has the look of Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man. His problem is he is a beta personality in an alpha world. Baylor's doing everything they can to protect him, but he's the classical "paralysis by analysis" guy. There's a power vacuum at the head coach level, so the program is rudderless. Baylor can't keep Aranda at this point, cause as long as he's there, every season will be like this season, and the B12 is now the AAC-MWC. Rhule took the job cause Baylor was a P5 stepping stone. Dittos for Briles. That advantage doesn't exist anymore. You're right on Traylor, cause Baylor isn't a step up from UTSA now.- BYU @ Oklahoma State - ABC
Yormark thinking about a Texas-Oklahoma title game:- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
- Gary Patterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy
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