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Grade of D as in David

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  1. It's ok if I don't wear socks with my Crocs though, right?
  2. Tough break for Mike on the whole cancel culture thing. Hope he was able to unwind tonight with a cold bud light.
  3. That's how my first orgy went too
  4. I'd offer them the entirety of Florida, but I don't want to insult them.
  5. Maybe headed to Penn State?
  6. Work boots on the golf course? Is he a real life Carl Spackler? Mike, we have a pool and a pond. Pond would be better for you.
  7. Finally some good news https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10082213-report-larry-nassar-stabbed-multiple-times-at-federal-prison-in-stable-condition
  8. Oh cool, a security guarantee like the Budapest Memorandum?
  9. At his age he wouldn't be Tiger, he'd have to also change his name to Cougar. All due respect to John Mellencamp
  10. Lol, no. Jack's 18 are on the same tour. If we go multiple tour majors at the time you have to include Jack's 8 senior majors bringing him to 26. Tiger's problem is walking not golfing. He wouldn't get too many on the women's side if he can't make 4 laps around the course. Scottie transitioning would have a better chance to get to 19 by himself on the ladies tour. He's still young (27) 2 a year passes Jack before he is 40. Even if Tiger did transition, rehab, and win multiple ladies majors they would call it the Tiger major total or some other bullshit, because even though he held all 4 majors at the same time they still couldn't give him the satisfaction of calling it the grand slam. Back to the actual tournament, this should be a fun last 6 holes. Also crazy they put the final group on the clock. The men's side doesn't have the balls to do that in their regular tournaments much less a major.
  11. I wonder what throwaway account Elon is using over on threads
  12. They keep talking about the South Korean explosion after Se Ri Pak, and they keep referring to her as Pak and all I can think about is I had no idea 2pac played golf.
  13. Ponzi scheme involving SKS's?
  14. Surprised that Trump was unfamiliar with the blizzard, since the mcflurry machine is always broken.
  15. Honestly I'd piss myself laughing if Sergio did the Ray Lewis entrance, but meant for it to be intimidating and not as a joke.
  16. Walk of shame from Shaq's place
  17. I'm doing this https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/freeman-ranch-body-farm
  18. Looks like enough of the heat has passed that Fainting Jay can now return to work. https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/37975687/jay-monahan-resume-role-pga-tour-commissioner-july-17
  19. Not going to watch the video, but I assume in addition to dancing they were screaming mashed potatoes and babba booey
  20. At what? I was high as shit and didn't crack a smile the entire episode.
  21. Challenge accepted, retirement is going to be lit
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