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Grade of D as in David

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  1. Also on the doctor forms when they ask for sex I write in "yes please"
  2. Now ask him about white collar felons
  3. Do these cities have to be in America? Put them in Russia. Trump finally gets his Moscow hotel. Maga moves in. Then we nuke them.
  4. Anyone who says bababooey or mashed potato after a drive should be shot
  5. I don't want Fred " The Crime Dog" McGriff firing baseballs at my butthole.
  6. I know what I'm doing tonight
  7. Not nearly as good as his bird law
  8. I'll defer to @YGIFS, but I'm pretty sure this guy is going to get plenty of DPs in prison.
  9. If this goes through I am going to feel really bad for @nowthis
  10. Given aggy engineering quality I was more concerned about a roof collapse
  11. Maybe he stood on his tippy toes?
  12. And the end of the day. I've been doing this for years.
  13. I can't wait for them to roll out the horse mounted cavalry
  14. So we're going to start building Potemkin villages? This isn't even a new scheme. To be fair newer versions have the Saudis doing this with their Noem project and the Chinese have been building ghost cities for the last 20 years, but at least come up with something original Donnie.
  15. Yeah but you've already shipped home a washing machine and two toilets plus your mom's getting a fur coat. So at the end of the day it's still a step up for the average Russian.
  16. If tap water turns you gay what does trump water turn you into? A con man, a racist, a fat tub of shit?
  17. Well MAGA does want to roll back the clock, maybe we should include ass kickings as part of it.
  18. He's going to get worked over worse than Ned Beatty in Deliverance.
  19. Finally, pussy is defeated.
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