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Grade of D as in David

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Everything posted by Grade of D as in David

  1. Don't start no shit, won't be no shit
  2. I love it when they draw his hands so small
  3. I'm sure he wants to run for quite a few things.
  4. Would you like to look at caskets, or would you prefer our sawing and cremation services?
  5. They should all just start tossing their used tampons at the doors of the Florida High School Athletics Association
  6. What's going on with his left wrist? Did he finally absorb that tiny ladies watch he wears?
  7. Brandel trying to get sued again. Lol
  8. Those were designed by aggies
  9. Whores would be an improvement. With them you know what you're going to get. It's those cam girls that try and string you along without ever giving up the goods.
  10. I can't wait for the Tesla/MyPillow headrest collaboration
  11. Well we wouldn't have to worry about icy roads if we would just install gondolas.
  12. That happened after game 6.
  13. I'm sure he at least starts writing the check while the checker is scanning his items.
  14. Ok that's just ridiculous, no way he's sharing
  15. Does that mother fucker have one of his chins tucked into his collar?
  16. She has to be outside for it to count.
  17. Back to back weekends for Tucker seems a bit much, save that for when Trump kicks the bucket.
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