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Bama Llama

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  1. All comparisons are odious. That being said, I have a hard time understanding how such a cool segment of the human race as Surly World would go four pages deep on this thread and only mention John Winston Lennon two or three casual times. To quote the opposition in Parliament at its most indignant, “SHAME, SHAME, SHHHAAAAMMMEE!” Yeah, I know. I am become an argumentative senior.
  2. Play it. Play La Marseillaise! Wheel out the Guillotine! Where’s the basket? T’row da bums out!
  3. What were these murdering assholes doing before dotard opened the gates? Bouncers? Spotters at Planet Fitness? Undrneath guys at Express Oil Change? Working at mutton processing plants slaughtering lambs?Drawing “disability” income? There will be a reckoning but how much worse is this shit going to have to get for it to happen? And WHO the fuck is orchestrating it? Miller? Trump hasn’t got the intelligence.
  4. Mama Llama, then 18, took her driving test in a 5 speed manual transmission. Would have aced it but she was docked a few points for driving with “a heavy foot,” as the state trooper/examiner wrote on her exam result. Overall grade was still in the 90s. Had no trouble parallel parking. Amazing.
  5. SIAP. It’s well worth the watch:
  6. Bama Llama replied to HiggyBaby's topic in Music
    Dude had real soul and elevated the atmosphere every time he played. R.I.P., brother. Fine voice, fine lyrics, fine licks. Hope his spirit is reincarnated soon.
  7. Merry Christmas to all my Surly sisters and brothers. Refuse to believe anything that bloviating ass says, tweets, or publishes. We will get through this and t’row ALL da bums out. The masses are waking up to what we knew all along. Never give up or give in o ye enlightened.
  8. Ditto. Most timely.
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