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TankedBevo

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  1. OSU told him to fuck off, is what I presume, following the visit to us after the "silent commit".
  2. If you ever venture to Bill Miller's again, the sweet tea, breffis tacos and fried chicken should be the only things you order. Leave the bbq to Reese Bros and Pinkertons. Although, the two chop bbq sammich special slams and goes a long way when nursing a hangover.
  3. Lord I've seen what you've done for other people, and I want that for me.
  4. Fuck yes! SV alumni here, it's been a long time since Clint Haney. You love to see it
  5. Primo is pretty damn funny if you can handle sitcom style shows. Rollie is the best character in it and routinely brings the lolz
  6. He's class of 2019 so assuming he played some school he could be a grad transfer and be eligible immediately.
  7. Quinn Ewers' 2023 stats: Passing - 4500 YDS 42 TD's 7 INT'S, Rushing - 112 YDS, 2 TD'S Book it. I may have had a beer or twelve
  8. Can confirm Elsewhere is legit. We were down looking at houses to rent last weekend and the wife (no pics) and I decided to have a little date night there. Cool vibes with the swings that face the river. Live DJ and the night we went had some circus performer last swinging from a suspended ring contraption. They pride themselves on their "adult" Capri Sun like bagged drinks. They are tasty but be warned, they will absolutely fuck you up with the quickness.
  9. Well, not with that attitude
  10. It was an absolutely incredible feeling in 2005. There literally was no doubt that with Vincent Paul Young Jr. on the field that we would win. Even down vs. OSU. Even down vs OK state. Kansas. And fucking USC. There was no doubt. If he made me feel that way, imagine how his own fucking teammates felt playing with him. He was and is the best player I've ever seen.
  11. Big, if true
  12. TankedBevo replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Being one of, if not, the best RB to ever play the game is a fantastic accomplishment no doubt. But punching through alien brains in Mars Attacks is a close second.
  13. My SA brethren, your native son Tanked is returning permanently after ten years in Dallas, with a now family of 4. I've salivated to the recs in this thread for years and I'll finally have the time to clog my arteries like a proper asshole. First stop will be for carne guisada puffy tacos at Taco House, then to Reese Bros. 1 month away my friends.
  14. Yeah I didn't really know what to expect when I queued it up but goddamn was I laughing hard at the dinner party and the Cubans
  15. If nothing else, he'll get a much more valuable degree
  16. Last I saw, he was at A&M-Kingsville. Mega-yikes
  17. That's my boy *hhhhhhnnnnngggghh*
  18. A few years ago I bought a game jersey (tailored, obv) that I plan to frame and put in the man cave. Regular size shoes and apparel tend to get snatched up really quick and only the lineman sizes are left behind. In the words of Ricky Bobby if you ain't first, you're last
  19. And that was the last time anyone saw Craig Kilborn
  20. I was kind of wondering why he was suddenly pretty interested in UT. Was it an "uncle" situation?
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