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ztejas

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  1. Durant talking about Wemby. Wemby and Mitch both need to listen to this. He also got mad at Castle and Sochan and told them that they aren't in middle school anymore stop hanging on the rim fucking it up pregame. Officially old-man KD 😂
  2. SMU on the fringe, too.
  3. I wish I liked Baker less than I do.
  4. I don't have a problem with the Dodgers blowing up the salary cap. They are operating within the framework. Good for them, frankly. I'd love for the Rangers to drop $500M every season. It does expose issues with the framework, however. The problem remains the teams that don't spend any money. Especially the ones that rake in cash like Boston and Chicago. There has to be a harder floor and a harder ceiling.
  5. If they go female they should do the black girl from the last movie. I thought she was great.
  6. Great gig for McDaniels.
  7. I can give you the download: You're on a roll Your roster is fucking loaded I hate all of you Anyone that wanted to trade JSJ needs to be checked into a facility Your fanbse hates Ime for some reason I still hate the Lakers Enjoy Europe!
  8. I'm not as down on Mitch as some of you. I mean yeah he can be a dick sometimes but I think he's a solid poster. Oh wait we're talking about the coach. I think he's done a good job this season. I don't always love some of the lineup stuff but I also think he's still trying to figure out who he can trust in these games - and sometimes it's hard to trust any of these guys down the stretch. We just need to grow up - and we will. That's the nice thing about Father Time. I think for this season our ceiling is Wemby. Not sure I love us in a playoff series against a fully healthy Minny or Houston right now but either of those series probably go 6 or 7 one way or the other and if Wemby pulls the tarp off on some '03 Duncan shit where he's straight up the best player on the floor every game this could be a WCF team. I am fairly confident that this isn't a Finals team but we will get there. Generally you have to get your ass kicked in the playoffs a couple times and these guys haven't even done that yet. The Warriors are done. The Lakers are frauds. We match up well with the best team in the league. You can practically taste being a legit, legit contender at this point and it's been a blast to be back at that level and watch high-quality ball in San Antonio again. We feel a year away. But that's why they play the games.
  9. Lol Durant had 7 assists. He had 8 last game. I get the point you're making - and yes, it isn't optimal to run your offense through a 37 year old power-forward - just saying he's absolutely a "facilitator". He's a fantastic passer for his position - although he's always been a shade low with the assist/TO ratio compared to Jordan, Kobe, Bron.
  10. They're still on Spotify.
  11. Nah the point is championships.
  12. Now you're getting it.
  13. Still not sure what you're referring to. Which outlet picked it up?
  14. Disagree and I'm also not sure what "off the field" crap Sark has pulled. A lot of you live in your own imaginations.
  15. Sorry for this being so late - they're incredible. I'm not a big metal-head but they cross the boundary for me. Sunbather and New Bermuda are both essential listens regardless of genre. So much brilliance on both of those albums.
  16. The idea that Bama wouldn't trade Deboer for Sark overnight is one of the dumbest fucking things I've read here in weeks. The thought of Sark running Bama is disgusting.
  17. Great comment. Thank you. Also - I have DD and BO&W on ignore. Just saw they posted a bunch - wanted to get ahead of it in case they called me out for any shit I didn't address in my comments.
  18. To follow up on your Amen thing - he's an NBA 2. That is what he will be for the rest of his career. I've talked a lot of shit on him this season but talk about an easy kid to root for. I think he's shown a lot these past few games, too. If he continues to figure it out- look out. God dammit I hate how good you fucking shitheads are right now. You could literally win the title. Your roster is so fucking good.
  19. Yes. Winning at Texas is hard. It's not entrusted to the weak or the timid. It's a 2 billion dollar machine featuring unrealistic fan expectations year over year and the fanbase is large and has more money than everyone. Our current guy has shown that he can handle it. You want to roll the dice on someone else? Be my guest. Texas isn't for everyone. Deboer thinks he hates coaching at Alabama - try Texas on for size. He would crumble in Austin. Texas is for Sark. He is a broken individual that has been through the ringer and had to reinvent himself multiple times. He is the coach that this fanbase deserves and he is the coach that this fanbase needs. We're going to exorcise our demons together. This is Texas. It means more. It just fucking does. It's why we exist rent-free in everyone else in the country's headspace. They are perpetually afraid of what we can be. Sark has made good on a lot of that. Let him keep cooking.
  20. I feel for Jimmy but that team was dead on arrival. Can we talk about Curry getting voted in over Ant? Because that shit is absolutely shambolic. Dude is having a nice season but frankly I think Durant is having a better season. Let alone Wemby and Ant who he cleared in all of the voting.
  21. All I know is that we'll still give you Vassell for JSJ if you're interested.
  22. Yeah and he's gotten us to the brink twice in those five seasons. After having to rebuild the entire program. Sounds like Strong and Herman were more your speed. If Texas fired Sark he'd have 200 job offers in an hour. Y'all wonder why people hate Texas and our fans it's because of entitled, myopic shit like this. All of our rivals would trade their coaches for Sark. Alabama would trade their coach for Sark. Florida, Florida State, Michigan, Clemson, Nebraska, USC, Penn State, Washington, Tennnessee, Auburn, Ole Miss, Texas Tech et al. would all cum their fucking pants if they somehow stole this dude from us. Coaching at Texas is hard. Bringing Texas back from the dead is hard. If it was so fucking easy then Sark wouldn't be just the 3rd of seven ass-clowns to do it since DKR. Stop acting like such a bunch of bitches. Texas is in a phenomenal spot right now.
  23. Sark's quote is reasonable. I takes an extremely special season to pull it off and they did that. If he brings a title to Texas, though, I'm not going to give a shit how many losses Texas has that year.
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