Everything posted by happyhookem
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Don't you mean disturbing?
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Paul Finebaum Unsigned
Shit, let him go. They could probably get Karen just by matching her SS check.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
He's taking a page from the Jimbo book of recruiting and scouring the WORLD for recruits.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Is that almost a captain-corporal?
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Matthew McConaughey missed one!
Nope.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Eau de Sheep
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
^^^Lol at the last post in that thread.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Can you get a trumpyaggy along with a trumpybear?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Film at 11?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Ah, thanks.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
I see it all the time, but don't know what it is. So, what's a JAG?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
As a NM resident, I would think about moving OOS if I were you.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
And they awarded this to aggy? From bonfire to meltdown, what else could go wrong?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
She also has the honor of immediately becoming the best looking wench at that shithole.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Not nearly impressed as she would be with my dick.
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Tennessee Tech @ Texas: Austin Super Regional Thread
Are you a chick from Baylor?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He needs to be prominent in that picture. Like, I don't know, maybe sidesaddle in front of Dimbulb?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Pitard, thy hast been hoisted. Poooooor aggggggggggggy.
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Austin Regional Thread
Yeah, IU getting the love 'cuz they don't want aggy playing Texas again.
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Austin Regional Thread
Does that aggy pitcher need to be on meds?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Hey! Somebody has to teach (show) those chickens how to fuck.
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Surly's Texas Small Town/Road Trip Gems
Once you get out of Baton Rouge and head across the river most of the gas stations have a dining area (term used loosely). When you get down around Pierre Part and south of there is when you get to the really good seafood places.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I invited Surly over to watch the game this weekend. That's all right, right? I told them you'd cook and show your tits. Not necessarily in that order.
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Words and phrases that bug the living shit out of you
Farther, further is my pet peeve.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Those pigs in the stands look like they're thinking, "I hope we don't score, 'cuz if we do I have to kiss this asshole I'm with."