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happyhookem

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  1. This applies to my mother who I guess was not technically a wife any longer as my dad had died. Still goes to show that directionally challenged females have been around a long time. We were on our way to Illinois and got on some toll road around Kansas City. Mom took an exit for whatever reason and we come back to the toll booth, pay again, and head on out. She took the same exit three times and finally the guy in the toll booth asked her if she was lost. She admitted she was and he gave her directions where to get off and go from there. He let her through free that time. Another time we were going to Denver to visit my sister. She got off the interstate and got lost again. All of a sudden we were surrounded by military guys in jeeps. A very polite young airman asked her if she was lost. Yes, I am. He told her to follow him, look neither right or left, and leave the camera where it was on the front seat. Jeep in front, jeep in back. When we got to my sister's, my mom told the story. My bil nearly died laughing. Come to find out, we were in the area of Cheyenne Mountain. I was glad when I could drive for myself.
  2. Yeah, that whole space/time continuum is a bitch.
  3. We have a parrot that makes that annoying severe weather buzzer sound. Fucker drove me crazy with that shit. Now I just ignore him (or her, who knows?) and hope I don't get a tornado up the ass one of these days.
  4. I bet no one was hollering "bite, bite."
  5. Damn, bitch in the middle looks like she's growling at something. Must be someone ahead of her in the buffet line.
  6. Ol' Hammy may be on to something here. Charcoal sticks instead of briquets.
  7. I don't think he knows what dismemberment means either. As a matter of fact, he spoke like he was a bit regarded.
  8. Aggy running away from the Texas Express.
  9. ....may your Easter eggs be rotten and may the Easter bunny leave you a fuck ton of M&M looking pellets for your chocolate craving.
  10. Brian's Song and Ghost are my two tear-jerkers.
  11. That's a man, baby! Or, testerone gone bad. Or, estrogen gone bad. Either way, that's one fugly bitch.
  12. Now we're getting back to normal. The first few were just warmups.
  13. happyhookem replied to jofus's topic in Lulz
    Not insomnia, per se, but since the whole prostate cancer thing and the treatment I get up about every 2 hours to piss. I guess I should be thankful I at least wake up.
  14. I haven't remembered much since about '67 or so.
  15. Name of workout appropriate, but Al Bundy pronounces it as one word.
  16. To guard against mayhem.
  17. I fucked Lily Adams. I also lie a lot.
  18. happyhookem there, same here.
  19. Praying to the jizz jar gods that they have enough ejaculate to not be embarassed
  20. She better move, that thing is already leaning.
  21. I thought you were going to be RMLowH?
  22. Made it even though I'm a bit late.
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