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happyhookem

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Everything posted by happyhookem

  1. "They wuz home."
  2. Do they still congregate at that Texaco plant on Lamar?
  3. Hey! Nobody puts Green Goddess in a corner.
  4. I have a rescue border collie. She's several years old now but still one of the most awesome dogs I've ever owned.
  5. Does this motherfucker have even a passing acquaintance with the English language?
  6. I don't know. Never asked either.
  7. https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/uploaded-some-texas-an-highlights-vs-lsu--this-year/88377679/ Pretty damn funny. Video is safe.
  8. That's what South Austin's mom told me.
  9. The tall white guy.
  10. I can fap to this. And ousux ass whipping.
  11. ousux being treated with Boudreaux's Butt Paste at halftime.
  12. That's why I only go on her shower days.
  13. Reminds me of my first semester in college. I wasn't invited back for a second semester either. And I didn't play football.
  14. I had paper, pencil, and a slide rule. And that was in college.
  15. He managed to get in a fuckin' "Boomer". They need to quit inviting that ousux fucker.
  16. Like Brock, Hamlin is in first title game ever. And the people are just as excited. I've been around for UT's four and now hopefully Hamlin will get one.
  17. Final Hamlin 43 Wellington 22. They play Stratford next week in the semis.
  18. Hamlin up on Wellington 22-8 at the half.
  19. It would be funny if somebody printed up a ton of these in purple and gold and sent them to aggy concessions.
  20. I don't think Allstate could better protect them from mayhem.
  21. And here comes the bs injury plays already.
  22. Auburn 48 Bama 45
  23. My prediction on secrant was LSU-over 50, aggy-not so much.
  24. Was it Karen?
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