Everything posted by happyhookem
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
In other words, mediocre.
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Lil’Jordan Humphrey
Don't forget the crackers. Everybody knows you can't eat Vienna sausage without crackers.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
IDMAS. 76-37-5 says it all. 'Course, being a dumbass aggy you don't want to admit that. Oh, nearly forgot, 27-25 bitch.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Finally, a t-shirt they can keep. A lot of kids in third-world countries won't have any new clothes to wear.
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Cowboys @ Giants: Season Finale
Didn't see a game thread for the Saints. Squints just came in for the Panthers.
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Belk Bowl
A damn near empty stadium.
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Orange Bowl - Oklahoma vs. Alabama
Would I chuckle a little of OU won? Sure, then I'd have another drink. But, I would lmao if Bama mudholed Murray and those methheads. And I'd have a few more drinks. Get the DVR's ready for the screenshots of OU misery. If you haven't figured it out, fuck OU.
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Hello Friend's I would like to talk too You about a man i KNow
That must have been during the time I was in a coma or something. I don't remember that one. Or, my Oldtimers was in control.
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Fine cuisine here in Louisiana.
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Hello Friend's I would like to talk too You about a man i KNow
All the years I've been on this earth and I thought I had pretty much seen it all. I stand corrected. I can now go to my grave knowing I have seen it all. This has got to be the greatest thread in the history of the interwebs. I hope I'm still alive and able to work a computer when Chad tops this one. He's got his work cut out for him. BTW, put me down for some of that nard oil. And, that web page has to be the best one ever.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
He dead.
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Urban Meyer Will Co-Teach a Course titled "Leadership and Character"
If the reindeer doesn't get her first.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/what-you-need-to-know-about-the-university-of-texasuga-related/80960596/ Randolph Duke, white courtesy phone please.
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2019 WR Jordan Whittington
"I'm coming to UT to help you guys get what you want. I love Cuero, and I love UT." Well said and good luck, young man.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Definitely aggy, cuz those are some fugly women.
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GEORGIA CAN SUCK MY DICK
What you did there, I see it.
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2018 Texas HS Football
Don't forget "When Earl ran, snot flew." DKR
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yeah, wouldn't want to set a president or anything.
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2018 Texas HS Football
Hamlin/Albany tonight at Shotwell in Abilene.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I thought they used FedEx...or is that just for football?
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Bama's biggest line item is "Miscellaneous". KnowwhutImean?
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GEORGIA CAN SUCK MY DICK
Go Georgia (Salpa)!!!!
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2018 Texas HS Football
It's the farthest Hamlin has advanced in the playoffs since '94. Wellington seemed to be the Bama of HS football. They beat every team by at least 30 pts except one, and that was by 22. Hamlin is young and should make some noise the next couple of years. I've been able to listen to their games this year thanks to the intertrons.
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2018 Texas HS Football
Hamlin over Wellington 21-18.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Phlegm for the motherfuckin' win. I'm pretty sure most of the secrant had never seen most of those. It was awesome.